My wife has that MIL, I'm still not sure how to tell my mom to put it down. I feel your frustration viscerally.

#greatmorning frens. Saturday is here

Lame

Did you get Zucked?

#gm Good breakfast this morning: sourdough pumpkin waffle with fried eggs

"It's a dangerous business... going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to"

Far from it. But I've never seen a tech startup referencing Tolkien in their name that wouldn't be better named something from Orwell.

When tech entrepreneurs start using tolkien references to name things I've learned to distrust them.

Plus 9 months 😜

Did someone say turkey?

Today is my oldest son's sixth birthday. I'm not sure how that happened. #grownostr #dadlife

The one on the left looks almost bitcorn orange

They did a great job

Hellbenders

6yo and 4yo unassisted. You can let your #kids just do things #grownostr #parenting

So, beef sticks

If a "no trespassing" sign were a tree: