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For creating life? No 🤷‍♀️

Never

😂

Fuck yeah! Best of luck

Losing my nose on penises? Gross yodl

He’s mining you know what too 😂🤝

That’s what puzzles says too 😂

Howdy

Have you considered faking your own death?

I was pretty vicious, but no that ain’t me😂

Oh sorry. Not laughing at all because you didn’t say anything funny

Slightly awkward saying “we’re trying” because it literally translates to “we’re rawdoggin a lot” Husband’s new favorite pickup line is “hey baby, are you ovulating?” 🫢😳

I’m not even gonna bother showing yall the side veggies cuz nobody cares😂

GM. I fucking did it. 24 FULL hours, no marijuana. Am COMPLETELY sober. Not even chamomile fucking tea.

Just a little bit of number 2 or you can’t have any😂😂

Whiskey homie. She did some blow too. I came out “fine enough”, but I’m ending the cycle 😂

I fucked up and had 2 hits off a joint late last night. That’s still like a 99% daily reduction, but doesn’t count. Trying again today because I don’t quit quitting.

That’s the best one 😂😂

Lmao

Ok to you with your nitpicking ass 😂🫂

Then write your own post elaborating. There’s endless things I could have added 😂