I’m not going to bed yet, but this is my GN

What do you call a carnivore transceiver? -a ham radio

Yeah. The doctors call puzzles to come get me because they try to take my blood and I’m unconscious on the floor 😂

I bet 😂 good reminder to up my lunge game (I hate it)

😂 idk, you have them too

Assquatch😂

⭐️⭐️🎖️

I’m starting to think our mothers might have horrible hormonal imbalances

It BETTER NOT BE buttsex🤭

Just the tip 😂

Your mama’s got a fu manchu

🤩

Omg I DID NOT get it with the deer antler😂😂😂😂

She’s always the first one out 😂

That’s one lucky man 😂

Amen

You knew I had a needle phobia, huh??

Your legs shaking yet nodey?

You think human women shoot stars out of their vagina? I think there is some pretty obvious humor missing 🤔

Gm!

Tells a story 🤭

Grateful Dead concert

Damn. I had the opposite dream that I basically became a mermaid and flourished

Totally different type of bear lol

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We’re blondes 😂

It gets me every time. It looks even sillier because she’s a big donut in little toshi’s bed

(I’m not pregnant, the star is)

She’s terribly distraught because she wants to sit in her sister’s spot

Me too. He’s a very special little boy. Body or a chihuahua and personality of a Labrador 🤷‍♀️😂