I count 16 kilos. That would get you about 15.4 #bitcoin today. I’d make that swap.

That’s the best part

You are a genius.

Running #bitcoin. Running . Running #lightning. Running . Pic related.

Surely it’ll run on this PC that is NEVER OBSOLETE!

The more you read, the worse it gets. Zalgo’s Bitcoin white paper.

Let’s see what’s new on Twitter

I don’t do things all the time. Yesterday I didn’t climb Mount Everest.

Been using #nostr for years and I have literally no idea how to login to on iOS. Bunker? Links are broken and Google doesn’t help. Why can’t I just sign something with my nsec? #asknostr

Hi, welcome to Nostr 👋

#bitcoin influencers be like

Wrong. My favorite Bitcoin Influencer told me 1 sat will be generational wealth by next Tuesday. Keep stacking though. But buckle up. But stay vigilant.

Oof, so close

Already spent 😭

I have those in my relays list but I haven’t paid for them. Are they not relaying my notes? Should I remove free relays (like nos.lol) to get less spam?

Does anyone use paid #nostr relays? Are they worth it? #asknostr

What’s with the rise in lazy feel-good platitudes on #nostr? Zap farming? Stuff like, “Every day is a new opportunity.” Fortune cookies. I’d rather see AI slop.

Does it make sense for a Cashu mint to double as an LSP? It would be nice to open a lightning channel directly to a mint. That way users could mint/melt ecash without paying routing fees. Withdrawals could be automated periodically by wallets to avoid rug-pull risks. #asknostr #bitcoin #lightning

Talk to me Goose

How do you send all from a #lightning wallet that can only pay invoices with amounts? #bitcoin