oh shit, you're in my neck of the woods! grass clippings?

I've always admired wine makers for this very reason. by definition, you have to be patient motherfuckers. as a wine lover, I am grateful for your patience!

I want one so badly. right now it's my top want for xmas and my main gift idea for others. I'm worried I'm gonna end up buying like 30 of these.

got my tracking number this morning. 😎

love the idea... I'll check it out!

way to swallow your pride, choke on the rinds

initially here cuz of him, but staying on my own for the sick memes. 😎

nothing better than living on your own. congrats!

I do all my intimate sunning at cracker barrel. they just get me.

white. the black is cool but has too much of a nightclub feel to it to be classy.

a bitcoiner walks into a bar and orders a martini. the bartender says "shaken?" to which the bitcoiner says "no... stir."

underground railroad > plane. suck it, epstein.