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From Scott Marmoll. (He's just one dude on twitter so don't take it as gospel)

“What you believe isn’t true” “Prove it” “Not my job” The fall back position of the intellectually disabled.

Not you. You’re fine.

Something feels very wrong and not just the shooting below. I mean everything feels wrong and has (to me) for a long time. Now it feels like something is starting to surface. The last two times I talked with my sister we talked about a war in Heaven spilling over to Earth. Many people she knows have said this to her. I know. It sounds loopy af but the more I think about it them more I'm looking at it. It's the only thing that explains how I feel about the weird torrent of bad macro shit going on. Hopefully, none of what I just said is true and I'm just ready for the psych ward and a bathtub of Thorazine.

Swan just sent an email reminding customers who were auto-withdrawing to coldcard addresses to change that to a different addy generated with a HWW from a competent company. This holds true for any company you have auto-withdrawal set up with. Go change that now.

My bitcoin was on a ColdCard Mk3. Yes, I completely shit my pants. None of my bitcoin was gone. Turns out I never updated the firmware when I got my CC and generated the seed with version 3.0.something. I migrated everything to another hardware wallet anyway. I’m tired, boss.

Nice! You were Circle P today.

COLDCARD It seems clear that ColdCard Mk3 hardware wallets with firmware version 4.0.1 and ALL later firmware versions of the Mk3 are compromised. It is advisable to CALMLY and CAREFULLY move your bitcoin to another wallet address that was NOT generated by a Mk3. If you have a Mk3 with and earlier firmware version it is still advisable to move your funds to a fresh wallet generated by dice rolls etc. Read the update from COLDCARD here -> https://blog.coinkite.com/coldcard-mk3-seed-generation-warning/

I laughed pretty hard so, thank you.

Nice use case.

It’s amazing how that works.

The bullshit machine started when we were very young.

That’s exactly my point in part of today’s episode and all of this write up.

Storj filing for bankruptcy is a reminder of an era when nearly every decent software idea was strapped to a token, shoved into an ICO, and marketed as though speculative liquidity were the same thing as . . . 👇 https://open.substack.com/pub/nunya/p/i-just-made-big-bitcoin-bigger?r=vye0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

No.

Fine

Be aware. 🚨 🚨 !!DO NOT throw your coldcard away!! 🚨 🚨

Then fuck off.

Not that I trust Grok's assessment which is why I'm putting it here for humans to view.

Prove God doesn’t exist.

I didn't expect Grok to find the repository for BitBox and actually to the thing but it did. It one shotted the report.

I shouldn’t be surprised but I was.

My "Become a Hermit" meter just ticked past 99.0%.

Well done, ya'll. Congratulations.