wife bought them, wife knows what to do with those buttons 😉

Euthyrox is fine. If you can't help it, you can't. You did what you could. 💪

Elon looks old.

Also they should run VPNs inside TEEs with memory and storage encryption. This way no one is able to sniff the traffic. Something like Oasis ROFLs...

Where were these servers physically located?