Now we just need the ability to sign up with nostr instead of using an email and password. 💜🐕

Lol.

#coinclipping

I couldn't do this if I wanted to. 😂 I don't grow facial hair in the middle of my upper lip.

2040:

Inflation is real. I can't find that wrench for any lower than $9.97 on eBay... When you get $5 tiny wrench attacked, because the attacker needs funds to afford a $10 wrench. $5 wrench attacks? In this economy?

Meanwhile the Kohler intern that vibecodes a program that uses AI to enhance images of reflections in the toilet water. 😅

*affecting... (sponsored by Tylenol)

STOP SHARING MY SEED WORDS!!!

I am become Tylenol, destroyer of narratives.

Indeed it is. Badges are awesome.

I think it's funny, hearing the recent stuff about people thinking that the CIA created Bitcoin. The last time someone told me that they thought the CIA created Bitcoin, I just laughed saying I thought it would be hilarious if they created something they couldn't control, while simultaneously rendering the entire base layer of our financial system obsolete...

Let me just take this opportunity to say that I am 100% sure we are falling into a bear market. 😂 (did it work? 🤔)

I boosted this and now everyone's going to think I'm holding fiat unless they go to the original. 😭

Thanks, I hate it. I'll only support ditching the kebab at sat/dollar parity.

Hmmm.... I did just up Ubuntu and a bitcoin node...

kebab is life.

How does one run #bluestrbot? "blustrbot" would also be funny. 😂

I was laughing at that part too. I think I'll stick with my ever 4-6 month schedule. 😂

>be me >take a hit from a joint for the first time >spend half an hour floating around in space watching as celestial bodies interact with each other and move through space and time >cry because it's so beautiful >trip ends >other people ask me how I felt >explain the beauty I experienced >be told weed isn't supposed to do that >ask them, "then why do you smoke it?"

Ser. Wat?

You said "never" again...

Watch me...

Nostr: New and improved, with even more Nostr...

Nice! Saw you shared it on Wavlake and tried to zap though I'm not sure it went through. I love how we took it in completely different directions. 🫂💜🐕

When you scam enough people and the FBI knocks on the door with a $5M wrench...

Took me a moment to realize you were saying you had 2700K LEDs. I thought you were saying you had 2,700 LEDs at your house. 😂

My response was going to be "NOTHING IS COMPUTER". 😅💜🐕