When the doctor diagnoses you with butterfingers and prescribes these gloves.

So you're telling me I need to remove my pronouns from my nostr profile? 😂

I didn't know I needed this in my life, but here we are. 😂💜

"If Bitcoin succeeds, were all gonna die." To be fair, if Bitcoin fails, we're gonna die too. I'd rather die with money that can't be stolen from me.

Sadly I don't think this is real. 😂 To my knowledge, an electric eel wouldn't produce a visible arc of electricity through the water.

I live for it.

*clears throat* That doesn't look like a hoodie... 😂

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Maybe next year I'll work on improving my GM score by sharing one note about General Motors each day of the year. 🤔🐕💜

I already admitted I failed 2025... You don't need to rip my nose in it. 😭 I'm making class of 2022 look bad.

Don't forget astral.ninja! 😂 Was basically the first client I ever used way back in 2022.

Alternative Amethyst shoe submission. Amethyst is for the weirdos. 💜🐕

I'm not sure if #4 can ever be surpassed.

Dis pup. (Pixel 9)

Oh no! I hope they give you some meds and lots of treats to make your temporary period as a tripod more tolerable. 💜🫂🐕 Get well soon!

How's nearly exactly 1:2?

Just to let you know, I tried to zap this but it didn't work...🥲