How do I convert pdfs to this medium?

Now do Deloris

A marginal salve, thank you.

I may never recover.

You’ve ruined my Wednesday now.

Bitcoin fixes this?

A korean judo legend once joked me with my gi while fake humping me, Ive never recovered from it, but I was definitely not lonely.

Stop it…

No one is lonely in a rear-naked choke.

Irresistible pain.

I would never cryptographically sign and publish my safe word.

Where the fuck is the Orange Party?

Wen up and to the left?

Where when they come for your money you don’t have any they can get.

It’s up or down from here for sure.

He doesn’t return my calls.

It’s too bad he killed people (for a number of reasons), his writing could have been more widely received and considered.

Btw. Wanna come to a party?

When I’ve secured my financial situation im going to the parlor model of statecraft where I pay people I find interesting or useful to come to parties carefully curated to include people I think if they d but meet would do great things together.

1) what

Pointless. It’s just frustrating because you watch people stuff themselves with bread and cookies but they avoid steak on the recommendation of a fucking doctor and just how many millions of people have died because of this nonsense over decades and decades, it makes me furious.

What pisses me off about all this, is that I’m not going to get a single call from all the retards who’ve been eating oatmeal every morning for 30 years who told me eggs are going to kill me. Some of those retards are actual physicians. I like bread, don’t get me wrong, but Eggs and Steak were never killing us. Fuck you.

Wedgies are purely involuntary in T-space.

When I think back to being a kid I can see clearly how effective advertising was on me.

Consider the set of non-physical, intellectual pursuits, e.g., playing piano might be acceptable but not high jump. What's one that you know to be difficult but never proved to yourself that you weren't capable of doing it? In other words, not something you know yourself to be physically incapable of like riding a bike but you don't have legs, but where you never tested the limits of your intellectual capacity in that domain? #asknostr

Actual school with actual children shuts down on short notice for lack of funds. Should have ran the business better I guess, but actual children don’t have a school to go to while Somali gangster siphon funds and actually provide no service to anyone. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county/legends-academy-charter-school-closes-doors-with-little-notice-families-teachers/FLBQ4UE35ZCINEJTIGBB5H5XZU/