I'm a simple man and prefer the classics. The greys will be called 'space niggers' when they get here.

The funny thing is that, everyone actually knows what it takes to get rich; they just lack the will to do it. That's really the difference between people. Who has the willpower? Who has the soul?

What if like 93% of the ocean is hot garbage?

What do you want to bet she shows up with a black eye?

Asking the important questions. 👌🏻

😂 In that case, it might warrant a look. Did the motor stop running?

It probably dented your blades, but it's not a big deal. A little sharpening after mowing season is over will fix it right up.

Is there any pushback from the actual British on this? Or are they just cool with it?

Good. I hope every major city on Earth bathes in nuclear fire.

Pro Tip: Nothing is going to happen to Barack. This is theater.