She's quite open minded, that's for sure. Crypto all the way. I think she's the prettiest one, too. Dorky glasses, genuine smile, no makeup (at least not that I can see), and a wild reputation… yep, that checks more than enough boxes. The other two and a half ladies just ain't real enough.

**My Personal Crypto Commandments** • always retain sole custody of your wallets. • never share your spend keys. no exceptions. • store your seed phrase securely and discreetly. • buy a cold wallet if it's within your means. • run nodes. the street cred alone makes it worthwhile. • buy the dip. • respond to all KYC requests with “GFY”. • exchanges are glorified banks. never trust them, never use them. • ensure your IP address is obfuscated before making transactions. • never invest more than you can afford to lose. • HODL. • maximalists are to be admired for their sense of conviction. • maximalists are not to be emulated. portfolio diversification never stopped being a wise and effective hedge against the unknown. • cover the transaction fees when sending to friends. • don't FOMO over being late to the party. be honest, you would have blown it all on weed, anyway. you're here now, that's what matters. • when you drag new users into your world, the first hit is always free. the same etiquette applies to cryptocurrency onboardings. • remember, boating accident losses are capital gains exempt. Feel free to make suggestions for anything you think I should add, remove, modify, or shove up my ass. ❤️ #crypto #commandments #advice #wisdom #opsec #ideas

I'm amazed this hasn't happened to me. You couldn't get two consistent signatures out of me if you offered to make me rich if I succeed and threatened to kill me if I fail. I never bothered to develop a consistent signature. I don't work in an damn office or write cheques. One day a year, I randomly scribble in the required signature field of two documents and hope for the best, and even doing that feels like a hassle. This year I'll draw an X and kiss the page. Wish me luck. Signatures provide neither dependable security nor reliable authentication. The only two purposes they serve are preserving tradition for tradition's sake and giving boomers opportunities to show off their annoyingly perfect penmanship.

Of course they're voting to block the release. The Chosen likely ordered it. They've been treading on some pretty thin ice as it is in recent years. Having that information go public could sever the public's last remaining threads of sympathy for their people.

That's because they don't have to. FOX's legal victory applies to the entire news media industry, not just FOX.

I've been toying around with the idea for a while, where I'd pretend to ignore the sign at restaurants that do this shit. I'd have a meal, ask for the bill, offer my cash, then say “that's your problem” when the server refuses to accept it. Fuck 'em. (I may discreetly slip my server a fiver. They don't make the rules.) Also, I'm no lawyer, but aren't restaurants technically obligated to accept cash? If they service precedes payment, logically that would mean your payment is to resolve a debt. To my knowledge, cash may only be refused for purchases, not debts.

Friendly reminder that it's good opsec to obfuscate your IP address when using Tox and other P2P software. Doing so eliminates the risk of your IP address being exposed to your contacts.

Hello, the Internet. I am here to dispense my thoughts and musings on random things that hopefully resonate with some of you. Things like these: • Show me a shield made of perfection and I will show you a spear made of determination. • Those who can't imagine, reimagine. • If you still trust your own farts by the time you reach 40, check your privilege. A little bird told me that if I use this hashtag, I get free money. Let's see what happens! #introductions I promise to invest your Satoshis in wholesome endeavors such as saving the world, taking over the world, or destroying the world. I'm still weighing up my options.

Nicotine is a nootropic. How you consume it determines the effect it has on the public perception. - cigarettes = cool/sexy/mysterious/Russian - cigars = wealthy/important/dangerous - pipes = wise/sophisticated/distinguished/old - shisha = hippie/arabic/indian - dip = farmer/redneck/MLB star - vape = lame/gay/m'lady

I'm more worried about someone activating second generation nanomachines without self-replication limiting code, triggering a gray goo extinction event. We better hurry up and colonize space before that happens. Earth is a single point of failure!

Hail, fellow toxoplasmosis enjoyer! Blessings of Bastet be upon you.