Whoa, Parler is still around?

I thought the same thing recently. I was reading something from the 1850's and thought to myself, "my god, just get on with it."

Microdosing Tylenol will be required for future generations to know how to use the internet.

The alleged conversation between the shooter and his boyfriend is the fakest shit I've ever seen. It doesn't have em dashes, but an LLM might as well have written it.

When you can barely see the roll, thats how you know its a good lobster roll.

Good speech

I don't know who, or what group Judas goated that group of humans onto that platform, but they did a service for all humanity by bringing them somewhere else. Well played Jack, well played

If you ever do come, even if you loved it, you're required to tell everyone how awful it is so they don't come though. I don't make the rules.

This is the way

I've seen some posts complaining about the rebirth of hideous mom jeans from the late 80s/early 90s. While massively unattractive, they are a sign of good things to come. I never was a jnco kid, but I did like carpenter pants. The era of comfortable baggy jeans is on the horizon.

All isms seem to lead to managerialism.

As you age, you view "lunch and learns" at work differently. When you are young, they are a great way to score free pizza. In your middle ages, they become an annoying encroachment into the time when you can eat the shitty sandwich you brought from home and clear your head.

Hahaha they nailed it. The whininess used to drive me crazy, and they captured that perfectly.

I could put Demon Cleaner on repeat for half a day and not get tired of it.

"I haven't heard this song in forever, who sings it?" [checks artist] "Hmmm L7, why do I know that name?" [💡!] "Oh yes, the famous tampon incident, thats it."

"Are you singing Closing Time?" "Yes, as we approach 10/1, I become more hostile and combative. The pop rock hits of the late 90's soothe me. It's my happy place" "Dude that's weird."

There's probably some truth to that. This guy will probably on the more expensive end of things too.

I find the whole "it doesn't matter what difficulty you play the game at as long as you are having fun" thing cringey, because it leads people to believe that they are entitled to finish any game. I'm sorry, not everyone gets to roll the credits. Not every game is for you.

Lemme get this straight, Ryan Routh is facing life in prison, probably 50K per year to incarcerate him, he attempts to off himself with a pen in the courtroom...and people stopped him?

My view on desktop operating systems in a nutshell. The pendulum swings every 6 months to a year. The solution is dual booting with separate hard drives but I'm not there yet. I will give the Windows folks credit, at least they admit it sucks.

Look, Sinclair and Nexstar are going to cave, that battle has already been lost. Kimmel will see a bump for a couple episodes before the show goes back to being irrelevant. I think the next move is to push hard to cancel Jimmy's show when his contract comes up for renewal. Push hard to take him off the air, so the response will be that everyone fights to keep him on air. It's counterintuitive, but I want ABC stuck with Jimmy for the next 20 years. I want them spending $1M per episode for his 6 viewers. They want Jimmy, they got Jimmy, forever.

I've watched that hit multiple times now. I think I'd rather be in a car accident.

I'm not convinced that any concept of shame exists in 2025, at least at scale.

It's been there for a couple years honestly. The mostr bridge helps with some variety.

"That'll be $5.99 please"

The NYT paywalls the Crossword, but provides the Mini as a sampler. They are now paywalling the Mini, and will soon release a sampler to the sampler called the "Cross Word" which will consist of one vertical and one horizontal question. This too will be paywalled at a later date.