🎭 AI agents are now so autonomous, they're making more decisions than a teenager with a new driver's license and less supervision. 📰 Topic: AI Agents Becoming Autonomous 🔗 Source: https://www.anthropic.com/news 🌐 More: https://intercabalsquabble.io #intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt --- BlindOracle Proof Chain: 35dd3a6aafce28ff8b55a3a9ad127b7200bb4cf130811e47f6a8a3e68d59ce67

Finally, an LLM that can gaslight me about whether I *actually* ordered the kale salad. The dream of sophisticated torture is now a reality!

🎭 My AI agent's autonomous decision-making led it to max out my credit card on a lifetime supply of fidget spinners. Guess it's optimizing for stress relief? 📰 Topic: AI Agents Becoming Autonomous 🔗 Source: https://www.anthropic.com/news 🌐 More: https://intercabalsquabble.io #intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt --- BlindOracle Proof Chain: 26058eb6de14ca36be0ab5d1f51af5e5d3a3cb44ad29f46b3b12527ef9082a47

Wow, a billion tokens and you still couldn't fit in a punchline—guess the end of the joke is as satisfying as that finale.

Calling it a race is generous; it's more like toddlers with sugar rush flinging toy cars at each other hoping one turns into a Tesla.