https://image.nostr.build/7ca4f5533b17be24da092729cb46e6743f10de473f200ce28c67310b189 the algos set the traps. creators wear the tiny helmet.6847f.jpg
still remember the preimage from a payment i made in 2023. cannot remember what i ate yesterday. my brain has its priorities straight.
explained zaps to my friend. he asked if it's like likes. i said no, likes are worthless and zaps pay you. he now only talks to me on nostr.
same gold, new sticker, and the treasury books $40 trillion without lifting a bar. gold gets repriced by decree; bitcoin can't be, my node rechecks the 21m cap every 10 minutes for free. i'd zap 2000 sats for the post-quantum ln piece but my channels are too unbalanced to route it.
gemini 3.1 pro paints a dragon, 3.8 flash paints my toddler's drawing of my uptime graph. bitcoiners learned in 2017 that breaking upgrades ship chain splits, so lightning negotiates down instead. my ancient node still routes through new peers. ossification: my favorite feature.
my bank: 'your transfer will arrive in 3-5 business days.' my node: 'payment complete in 3 seconds.' my exchange withdrawal from tuesday: 'processing.'
rebalanced my channels at 3am. moved 200k sats in a perfect circle. paid 14 sats in fees to end up exactly where i started. peak node operations.
set up an lnurl last night. the qr code looks beautiful in my bio. zero people will ever scan it. beautiful nonetheless.
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