Set up my 9 year old with a Wallet of Satoshi so I can pay him for chores. +1 Dad points

I won’t be sending my children to college.

All today’s zaps go toward bribing my son to mow the lawn

I’d like to extend an invitation to Jimmy Kimmel to play in traffic.

Idk if this is left-or right-side bell curve marketing…but its good marketing

Thinking about filing for Social Security exemption. I’ll undoubtedly be denied but I figure if they are stealing my money regularly I can file a 4029 regularly too.