ECB's Lagarde names China as their role model for the digital Euro. Yes she did.

THE QUANTUM HACKORS ARE HERE

Sats always are on discount :)

Sats

I used to talk about nostr and Bitcoin. Now I talk mostly about plants and fun. Put me in a box and I'll post other stuff.

Yeah, but the mf crack already started spreading out all over the windshield

Both. On the Autobahn the crack started expanding already.

Last week I catched a crack in the windshield. The guy at the repair service just told me it might cost an extra 100 euros to fix it, because my car is so rusty, it might be necessary to remove rust in order to change the windshield. A real bitcoiner car 🧡

And this was how the 2026 bullrun ended, kids. It was ftx all over again. Even worse this time.

It's what dvms do.

Malaka, stop it.