Sounds like something a spook would say

I regret to inform you all that the bull market will not actually recommence until we stop posting updates about <5% moves to random insignificant prices

This is a long way to say stay humble and stack sats

You had me at Bitcoin Sous Vide

I’m skeptical of pieces of the MSTR story / strategy, and I’m extremely skeptical that holding MSTR common will outperform bitcoin over any significant period, but all y’all waiting for Saylor to “get liquidated” are gonna be waiting a very long time

People are going to do the meme all the way to hyperbitcoinization

>when he starts talking about it, it becomes clear he has zero understanding Many such cases (with bitcoin and most other things)

Does anyone have that mashup video of every influencer and speaker saying “stablecoin” ad nauseam at the Vegas conference this year? Made the rounds a few months ago but can’t find it anywhere now. #asknostr

58k then ATH for teh lulz

My career thus far has taught me that markets very frequently optimize for the funniest outcome, on both the downside and the upside Draw your own conclusions as you see fit

Time to mentally fortify yourself

I’m mostly looking at you here

The disclosure here will be about as informative as the Epstein disclosure

“GDP line go up” and its consequences have been a catastrophe for the human race

I’m tired boss