I couldn’t be merrier.

Guys I’m thrilled about Christmas. Merry merry to you all. Actually I’m having a great time and I love my family. I didn’t spend much, but Lord Bezo’s aided in the delivery of a few satisfying items to enjoy this year.

OMG that is so humane it’s almost inhumane! 😂😂💙 Dying with bite of goodness in their mouths would send them straight to heaven, in case you were concerned.

Society needs a fucking vacation.

Yea, it could happen! ✌🏼🧡

Well done, I used to do this more and should get out too. Go to standup open mics and read poetry!

You some kind of Cactii Bonsaii Master!?

Dude, YouTube needs to be wrested from the hands of Google. A vast trove of human knowledge is being buried under brainrot and muckbang videos 🤮

🕯️ Light a candle for someone you love that’s not near.

…but, #Gold will still be able to dug, stolen or held by sheer force of labor, while #bitcoin will be in the hands of those with the mining power, and the bank rolls to buy it. Both will be held long into the future. Though I’d be willing to bet a new precious metal comes on the market in the next century. 🤨🧐✌🏼

We absolutely need to do something about the current Sats logo. It makes no sense.

In zee fewchur, Zer vill be NO BREAKS !

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Bro, chill...And don't wear sweatpants on airplanes, its gross.

When you live in a land of damp and darkness, you do what you can stay lit. Artificial sun will suffice for now, and gives me the illusion of light, and the Vit D, I need to put up with this place. #GM ! ✌🏼🧡