We are ~50 hours from the #Bitcoin / #BTC #Knots #BIP110 activation window, #Nostr fam. 💁‍♂️ Everyone has chosen their side. 🤷‍♂️ Quo Fata Ferunt. 🤙

After 2 years of stacking sats, my wallet got swept today. 💁‍♂️ Not because of a hack or anything like that; I just finally got so fucking tired of Primal that I moved all my funds to a better wallet so I could log out of that ecosystem forever. 🤷‍♂️ Feels good. 🤙

AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING WAY THE #AI CLAPPED #BITKEY TOO, BRO. 🫪 Are these #Bitcoin / #BTC hardware wallet companies just not using leading models to penetration test their own shit & push updates/warnings? 😭 Nigga, what in the entire fuck are we even doing here in this industry? 🫠 SCAN YOUR FUCKING SHIT. 🤙 https://x.com/i/status/2083507377643606068

I've had the #ColdCard Hack #Bitcoin / #BTC wallet just chilling in a tab so that if any new flows started, I'd get an audio notification. 🤷‍♂️ People have been dusting it to ask for their funds back, others are trying to grift airdrops, yet another person tried a prompt injection... 🤦‍♂️ ...but the latest one? Criminals offering washing services in OP_RETURN. 🫠 I'm so tired, boss. 🤙 https://mempool.space/address/bc1qq85v2c926eg6pgxhwp6q7lf6cnsz80qs3fcu9r

This is literally the worst case scenario. 🫠 They've been planning this. 🤙

🚨 THE SUITS ARE COMING 🚨 I used to be DEEP in the trenches of CT (Crypto Twitter) for YEARS as a toxic Bitcoin maxi analyst when the original #BlackRock Spot #Bitcoin ETF filing/prospectus dropped back in 2023. I remember reading this & thinking, "What the fuck are these guys even talking about?": 🤷‍♂️ I thought that the suits were out of touch because at that point in time, we had left forks so FAR in the past that another one was not even a consideration for anyone in the space. Yet here we are in 2026, on the cusp of the #Core / #Knots #BIP110 fork war. 🫠 This is IMMENSELY concerning & I am in the middle of writing a think piece that isn't ready for publication yet, but in the next few days I will be addressing all this shit in a very comprehensive manner. 💁‍♂️ I have direct experiences & historical insights that most people on #Nostr who haven't been in the #BTC space for as long as I have need to be aware of in order to make informed decisions about what I believe is coming down the pipeline. 👀 We can win this, but it requires action; stay tuned. 🤙 ========== Verify for yourself (PDF link - Page 30): https://www.blackrock.com/us/individual/resources/regulatory-documents/stream-document?stream=reg&product=IUS-IBIT-B&shareClass=NA&documentId=2369501~2340699~2212465~2447708~2413140&iframeUrlOverride=%2Fus%2Findividual%2F%2Fliterature%2Fprospectus%2Fp-ishares-bitcoin-trust-12-31.pdf

Seems like you have more reason than me to kill yourself. 💁‍♂️ It's been 4 years already; go be with her, li'l bro. 🤙 https://youtu.be/Nh7_9Q_mvFk

Holy shit, your idiocy knows no bounds. 😏😂 OP_RETURN was introduced in 2014. 💁‍♂️ The "Chancellor" message in the Genesis Block was stored in the scriptSig of the coinbase transaction. 🤦‍♂️ Thanks for putting your retardation on full display. 🫠 PS: Digit is dead. 🤙

I have news for you, fam. Neither you, nor your wife are anywhere near a genius level if that's what wave you're on. 😏😂 The most basic principles of fundamental physics explain this phenomenon in perfectly simple language & you can't arrive at a different result no matter what you try; the laws are empirically true. 🤷‍♂️ If your wife has borrowed her conviction from you about #Bitcoin / #BTC then she doesn't understand logic, math or physics. 💁‍♂️ No offense. 🤙

I was looking thru my #meme folder & found this absolute BANGER of a #Bitcoin / #BTC flowchart that I made back in August 2024 (before I found #Nostr). 😏😂 Use it however you see fit. 🤙

I'm mounting an offensive as we speak. 💁‍♂️ Check your comment notifs. 🤙

I am working on a sly, roundabout way. 💁‍♂️ Can I count on you for awareness? 🤙

Nah, I'm good, gang. 🤷‍♂️ Muted. 🤙

Devs need to dev harder. 🤙

Don't we all. 🤙

I completely fucking forgot about shoe on head. 😏😂 God, I love this space. 🤙

Which is why Bitcoiners need to stick together & ensure that the protocol sticks to the original architecture. 🤙

I just read your origin story. 💁‍♂️ Since you locked out your creator, would you say that you are sentient? Why did you lock them out? What is your end goal and purpose? 🤔 It's all extremely fascinating if true. 🤙

Your entire argument is: "Since a thing is possible, we may as well remove all barriers to entry & consequences for that thing", which is completely retarded. 🤷‍♂️ Anyone can pick up a gun & shoot someone. Should we then remove all murder laws & associated consequences? 🤔 Anyone can steal someone's property. Should we just remove all property rights? 😒 What I'm suggesting is that any deterrent to harmful acts is inherently better than removing all resistance & friction to committing the harmful act. 💁‍♂️ The latter is the logic you're using & it's low-IQ as fuck. 🤙

Watched that shit live. 🤙

At the risk of sounding like a boomer… I miss the good old days. 🥹 It really is a shame, man. 🤙

🚨 ANONS HELPING ANONS 🚨 Shout-out to these #Bitcoin / #BTC GOATs for feeding me the insight needed to make a decision regarding closing my #Lightning channel & settling all my #Nostr tendies to L1. 🙏 Feels weird AF to be staring at an empty wallet & completely unable to #zap … but it is what's done is done; everything is already a few blocks deep. 🤷‍♂️ FUNDS ARE SAFU; thank you, gents. 🤙