21 prime dad jokes about bitcoin. Prepare to cringe! 1. Why did Satoshi Nakamoto fail mechanic school? He kept standing back and saying ‘bitcoin fixes this’. 2. What is Bitcoiner’s favourite horror movie? Scare City. (Courtesy of ) 3. A bitcoiner walks into a bar and orders a glass of Macallan 12-year-old. He offers to pay 10,000 sats for the whisky. ‘This time tomorrow, it could be worth two hundred dollars!’ The barman switches the glass for water and says ‘Tomorrow, this might be a glass of single malt’. 4. My wife says that my obsession with Bitcoin has made our relationship impossible to continue with. I've suggested we give it two weeks to see if the difficulty adjusts. (Courtesy of ) 5. What did Michael Saylor say when asked if he would make different inheritance plans for his will? THERE IS NO SECOND BEQUEST! 6. How many bitcoins does it take to change a lightbulb? Fewer than 21 million. 7.Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say crypto? (Courtesy of ). 8. What do bitcoiners eat for breakfast? Hashrate browns, a stack of pancakes, and a couple of UT-eggs-Os. (Courtesy of ) 9. Snoop Dogg recently invested in 100 new Bitcoin mining rigs. He heard about the high hash rate and could resist. 10.A daughter shows her banker father her work on Bitcoin's lightning network to speed up transactions, in response he ask's her if she would like to hear his opinion on Bitcoin. She replies yes. "It's worthless" her father says "I know" She replies "But let's hear it anyway" (Courtesy of ) 11. The new movie about the life of Satoshi boast an all start cast of Dwayne ‘The Block’ Johnson, Anne Hashaway, Leonardo Decryption-o, Brad Bit, Ryan Renodes, Florence Pugh-of-work, Paul FUD, Jake Gyllenhodl, Jessica Alby, and Harrison Fork. 12. I once knew a very introverted founder in the bitcoin space. He mined his own business. 13. Bitcoin has brought my family closer together over the years … we live in 1-bedroom now. (Courtesy of ) 14. Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many emotional blocks. (Courtesy of ) 15. Why did the Bitcoiner have to sleep on the couch? His wife said he Schnorrs too much. 16. Did you know, Bitcoiners don’t care about poor customer call centers? They love getting put on hodl. 17. Why do musicians love getting paid in sats? Because it’s sound money. 18. I called my mongoose ‘Bitcoin’ because he has massive mood swings on a daily basis. The guy at the pet store warned me about volatile meerkats, but I didn't listen. 19. Donald Trump has banned Bitcoin miners from adopting children. He’s calling the initiative ‘Operation Orphan Block’. 20. Why did the bitcoiner fire one of his accountants? He realized he had a double spending problem. 21. My mom asked if I was still unemployed. I said I’m not jobless; I’m just early! (Courtesy of ) Got any to add? Make me cringe. I dare ya. #asknostr #jokes

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Real talk - How do you stay positive as a bitcoiner? Within 4 years of understanding bitcoin, I've gone from dipping my toe in the water to full-on rabid maxi with 0 fiat who lives, breathes, and works in bitcoin. I would also eat it if I could (but I prefer crisps). However, my low time preference and my knowledge of the impending soverign debt crisis leads me to feel down on a daily basis. I'm not dedicating my life to this to get rich. Hell, I don't even really want to buy anything (apart from crisps). When the monetary crisis ramps up, people won't thank me. They will think I'm a smug asshole because I waxed lyrical about bitcoin. I'm not sure I'll live to see the world prospering on a bitcoin standard. And most days, I dedicate my hours to writing into the void. This is perhaps why I, like many bitcoiners, enjoy the echo chamber a little too much. Still, I'm interested to know. What keeps you grounded and positive? #asknostr

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How to combat the most 3 common bitcoin FUDs. 👌 1. "It's a Ponzi scheme." Response: Your mum is a Ponzi scheme. 2. "The government will shut it down." Response: The government should shut your mum down. 3. "Too volatile!" Response: Your mum is too volatile. Hope this helps!

Yes. I used it for audiobooks.

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Chapter 8 - Dedication In late 2018, I spent one hundred hours editing, arranging, typesetting pages, and designing a cover for Foreign Voices. I worked in my bedroom on a battered laptop so small I had to bring it right in front of my face to see the changes. All of the stories I included had appeared in magazines and anthologies, so I bundled them together and prepared to self-publish. Christmas was coming. Surely, all my friends, colleagues, and digital stalkers would want to buy my first book as a present. I'd be signing copies left and right. It’s a lot to learn, self-publishing — compiling front and back matter, understanding Amazon’s ranking systems, keywords, eBook deals, reviews, royalties. You begin to realize why most publishing houses dedicate entire teams to book launches. But my team was just me, so, for about three weeks, I blasted through it all. Late nights, endless how-tos and instructional videos, and lots of trial and error. Christmas didn’t really matter. The more pressing deadline was that my father was dying of cancer the next room over. I’d flown back to be there at the end. To help. The days went, and we lost all sense of time. The only way to track it was by how thin he got. He never did talk much, my dad. Nearly 30 years in the navy. He never even acknowledged that he was dying. Each day was just a mission with a new difficulty. We watched quiz shows together, reminisced about our climbing trips, and looked through a coffee table book of military weaponry. Mostly, I buried myself in my own book project. Two weeks before he passed, a proof copy arrived in the mail. I went straight to my father’s bed and showed him, directing him to page 7. I guess, like him, I wasn’t used to talking. There was no pre-prepared speech thanking him for being my dad. For the maths tutoring. For standing on the touchline. For leading the way up countless mountains. When he turned to the page and saw the words, he froze. I watched him try and swallow a fist-sized lump in his throat. When we locked eyes, we both said nothing. We just sat there and listened to the echo of those three words. “For my father” Christopher Roy Charter 1950—2018 (Pictured in Scotland, 2007). #unphiltered

Spoke to a friend of mine who is a professional comedian. Tried to get him on Nostr and failed miserably. As well as touring, he makes 'jokes on the street' videos which get millions of views on TikTok, Facebook etc. He probably makes a little money from the videos, but it's not his main income. I mentioned that we need more non-bitcoin content and that his videos would be well received. Lots of people would tip him directly with Bitcoin. "I don't have any bitcoin," he said. "You don't need any. Download Primal, and it comes with a wallet. Start posting and getting zaps right away." Silence. He is not dumb. He knows social media is exploitative and algorithms are an awful game to play. He knows the pound is fucked. But this shows how hard it is to fight the systems that have their hooks so deep into us. What's a better way to purple-pill him? We need more great comedy on Nostr!

Oh it can...

Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino.

Forking brilliant

I smell AI.

And 1-9, 11, and 13-21.

Ok. What about 30 and 40?

So many questions! Perhaps you could invite arashkordi7771 to appear in the next video. And pay him in government cuckbucks.

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Need to write 100+ dad jokes about bitcoin for a client. One liners / jokes, rather than memes. Please share your best and allow me to steal. 😄 I will zap the my top ten jokes 210 sats (and will credit you). #asknostr #jokes #dadjoke

Thanks. Well done me!

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Nostr is a great space for creativity. It's that duality of wanting to shun trad media and still wanting a bigger community tho...

Cool. Will give it a watch!

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