10 things I do at bitcoin conferences as a serious introvert: 1. Take notes with a pen amd paper. 2. Give out physical business cards. 3. Eat far too much from the breakfast buffet, including rich food that makes me fart. 4. Half-hourly trips to the bathroom to fart. 5. Make extremely bad jokes to break the ice (normally, my jokes are just bad). 6. Threaten crypto shills with pepper spray. 7. Carry around a bag of books, then forget to talk about them. 8. Become confident enough to fart in the presence of others, then look around and pull faces when the smell hits. 9. Wear smart shoes. 10. Begrudgingily pay €5+for airport coffee. How do you all fair at conferences?