GM 👨🍳 I just cooked up a fresh batch of Bitcoinized business names: Satoshi Nakaphoto — Wedding pictures Sat-Urn — Funeral Director Very Cold Storage — Industrial Freezers The Halving Department — Tax specialists Hot Wallet Springs — Thermal baths Public Keys — Locksmith service Multiple Confirmations — Baptism as a Service Watch-Only — Strip club Long Hodl — Haulage & self-storage Lightning Rails — High speed trainline Inkscriptions — Tattoo parlor Not Your Keys — Morally corrupt locksmith Always On-Chain — Dogwalking Services Seed phase — Greenhouses Liquidity Solutions — Lifeguard training Multisigh — Depression clinic Consensus Split — Divorce lawyers Crack-a-back-a-moto — Chiropractor Private Keys — Piano lessons for military personnel Instant Settlement — Marriage counselor Proof of Jerk — Jamaican chicken restaurant Fee consolidation — Debt collection agency Base Layer — Concrete foundations Now You Seed it — Children’s Magician Cock rewards — Male companionship services Segregated Witness — Prison notary Taproot Canal Specialists — Dental practice Take-ASIP — Dive bar Pruned Nodes — Landscaping Target Difficulty — Shooting range Block explorer — Buildings inspectors Hashhate — Anti-marijuana lobby Miner problem — ASIC hotline Replace By Feet — Paving and sidewalks CoinJoists — Roofing specialists Address Reuse — Delivery service SNIP39 — Barbers Classphrase — Tutoring services Soft pork — BBQ restaurant Got any more? Will zap any creations that make me laugh. (Don’t use AI. It’s shit at puns. Instead of zapping you, I’ll call you ‘lazybones’) #bounty #asknostr #zaps #earnsats #freesats
