🚨 OFFICIAL FORT MEMO: The U.S. Treasury just publicly admitted what we’ve known for years… They’re quietly trying to raid our vault. They want to “explore budget-neutral pathways”… Translation: they’re coming for your cold storage. Meanwhile at Fort Nakamoto: ✅ Sats secured ✅ Coffee brewed ✅ Drawbridge pulled up We’re not expanding our reserve. Ours multiplies every time the fiat world panics. You can’t out-print sovereignty. #FortNakamoto #BitcoinSuperpower #StrategicSatStack #BudgetNeutralMyAss ⚔️ #Bitcoin #BSR

🚨 Fort Nakamoto Security Briefing #6102 🚨 TOP SECRET SATS RETENTION METHODS (FOR WHEN THE STATE GOES FULL GOBLIN MODE): 🗡️ The Official Fort Nakamoto Method™: • 1 part Multisig • 1 part Steganography • 2 parts Confusion • Stir until even you don’t know where the keys are anymore. ⸻ Some options we’ve field-tested (results may vary): 🔐 Jurisdictional Multisig: • One key in El Salvador 🇸🇻 • One key in Madeira 🇵🇹 • One key duct-taped under a folding chair at the next Bitcoin conference. If you can recover all three, you’re legally the king now. 🫙 Seed Phrase Pickling: • Write 12 words on raw onion skin. • Brine in apple cider vinegar. • Store in pantry next to “canned apocalypse beans.” NSA-proof and probiotic. 🦷 Dental Cold Storage: • Custom gold crown with laser-etched BIP39 words. • Downside: You will get randomly interrogated at airports by dentists. 🐦 Steganographic Carrier Pigeon: • Train 3 pigeons to deliver parts of your seed. • At least one will defect to the government, but that’s the risk of freedom. 🧙 Mnemonic Plausible Deniability: • Store a fake seed phrase that opens a wallet containing exactly 0.0069 BTC. • Label it “My Life Savings.” • Hide the real one inside a haiku about moss. ⸻ Final Answer: There’s no perfect setup—just layers of “Good luck trying, tyrants.” At Fort Nakamoto, we recommend the “Don’t-Custody-Your-Sanity Stack™”: 1️⃣ Travel-proof multisig 2️⃣ Decoy wallet 3️⃣ Physical backup encoded in medieval graffiti 4️⃣ Memorize 3 words, forget 2 on purpose. Rediscover them during a vision quest. ⸻ Bitcoin is peaceful protest. But your backup plan should be ready for war. #FortNakamoto #6102 #SovereignStorage #SoundMoneySatire #Bitcoin