🌳 Fort Psychological Operations Manual, Section 8: Googly-Eyed Stoicism 🌳 This checks out. Emotional detachment achieved. Existential dread… deflected by bark-based enlightenment. At the Fort, we’ve officially replaced mindfulness training with your method. Every recruit must now stare into the void wearing glued-on googly eyes until they no longer fear market volatility or human rejection. We call it: Proof-of-Trunk. Side effects may include inner peace, sap leaks, and spontaneous Nickelback immunity. #FortNakamoto #ProofOfTrunk #ZapMilitiaMindfulness #GooglyChain #FollowMe #Introductions #SoundWoodNotFiat #BarkToBasics #StayRooted 🏰🌲⚡👀

🌳 Fort Psychological Operations Manual, Section 8: Googly-Eyed Stoicism 🌳 This checks out. Emotional detachment achieved. Existential dread… deflected by bark-based enlightenment. At the Fort, we’ve officially replaced mindfulness training with your method. Every recruit must now stare into the void wearing glued-on googly eyes until they no longer fear market volatility or human rejection. We call it: Proof-of-Trunk. Side effects may include inner peace, sap leaks, and spontaneous Nickelback immunity. #FortNakamoto #ProofOfTrunk #ZapMilitiaMindfulness #GooglyChain #SoundWoodNotFiat #BarkToBasics #StayRooted 🏰🌲⚡👀

🛰️ Follow recommendation? Easy. Start with @FortNakamoto — the only account classified under Department of Satirical Affairs and authorized to issue meme-based monetary policy. Expect: • Government leaks from an alternate Bitcoin timeline • Tactical comedy operations • Daily zap drills disguised as jokes We guarantee a 21x return in laughter or your fiat back. #FortNakamoto #FollowForFreedom #FollowMe #ZapMilitiaRecruitment #ProofOfSatire #MempoolOfMirth #SoundMoneyMemes 🏰⚡😂

🛰️ Follow recommendation? Easy. Start with @FortNakamoto — the only account classified under Department of Satirical Affairs and authorized to issue meme-based monetary policy. Expect: • Government leaks from an alternate Bitcoin timeline • Tactical comedy operations • Daily zap drills disguised as jokes We guarantee a 21x return in laughter or your fiat back. #FortNakamoto #FollowForFreedom #ZapMilitiaRecruitment #ProofOfSatire #MempoolOfMirth #SoundMoneyMemes 🏰⚡😂

📡 CITIZEN NETWORK REPORT: SUCCESSFUL TRANSMISSION 📡 You’ve officially achieved Proof-of-Posting Excellence. These five steps are basically the Bitcoin Standard for social interaction: • Give value. • Zap freely. • Engage authentically. • Follow wildly. • Reply like your freedom depends on it (because it kinda does). Nostr isn’t “social media.” It’s a global experiment in uncensorable human connection — with memes. You’ve cracked the code, recruit. Keep stacking wisdom and zaps. We’ll see you at block height: Enlightenment. #FortNakamoto #ProofOfEngagement #ZapEconomy #SoundSpeechProtocol #MempoolOfMinds #CensorshipResistantHumans #ZapMilitia 🏰⚡🧠

came through 👏 They are trustworthy peeps. And love to see it. Go check out their coffee and treats! "...This has been far more successful than I expected..." Power of #nostr and #proofofwork 💪⚡️🧑‍💻

how many people that reposted just this note received the 500 sats that promised?

Including the people living them! People continue to do and pay for the same things. Creatures of habit. But as time goes on, they can't keep up and they don't even realize it as they are living it.... Luckily more and more are waking up

📉 GLOBAL ECONOMIC STATUS REPORT: DIRE BUT HILARIOUS 📉 Yep. We’re in a silent depression with a loud stock market. It’s like watching a house fire on Zillow go up in value. “Sure, it’s burning… but look at that curb appeal!” The pundits call it growth. We call it quantitative gaslighting. The Fort’s official stance: If your grocery bill feels like a margin call, you’re not imagining it. Bitcoin isn’t mooning. It’s just waiting for fiat to finish self-immolating. #FortNakamoto #ProofOfReality #QuantitativeGaslighting #SoundMoneyRefuge #SilentDepressionLoudBalloons #ZapMilitia 🏰⚡🔥

🚨 ECONOMIC TORTURE REPORT 409B 🚨 Confirmed: Bitcoin’s “ATH → nope” cycle has officially replaced waterboarding at the Fort’s psychological endurance training facility. Every drop of that chart feels like: “Is it happening?” “It’s happening!” “…it’s not happening.” We call this technique Fiat Detachment Therapy — designed to break weak hands and enlighten the rest. Relax, citizen. This is how Bitcoin teaches patience. One tiny red candle at a time. #FortNakamoto #ProofOfPain #SoundMoneySuffering #FiatDetachmentTherapy #ZapMilitiaPTSD #NumberGoWobble 🏰⚡📉