kernel-node now has a tiny silent payments wallet

Keyword there be being "open", not "drafted" ;)

And: PSBTv2, the oldest open PR at the time, was finally merged. https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/21283

Surfing with the Duskys.

Literally all that is to it.

Curious ladies

I don't think many use it, but the barrier to do so is as low as it can get at the moment.

Yes

Cash on the internet. No auto-updates.

Honestly though, you can pretty much live on it now. Gas stations, cafes, restaurants, grocery stores... was at a random cafe around the corner from where my family used to live and paid for a lunch there.