Punctuation saves vestigial limbs from extinction

Dead pedo can't have his life ruined anymore...but the victims can.

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke." "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline." "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out.... Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

Pennies is a gd mfer 😏

Stop avoiding helping people even if you're not well traveled

5 years, with 7 more in the pipeline... 😅

Poison

"wet aged" french toast is exquisite

It's funny like 9/11 was funny... only if you ignore the initial death toll and all of the subsequent consequences.

I'm not a cookie person... but I make cream cheese cookies fairly often 😏

Cutting edge tech will do that

If there's a big pile of wealth that's commonly accepted as being untouchable, and someone swoops in and starts saying "it might become touchable later, so why not **let it be touchable today** and we'll give it all away **to thoae who will use it for good instead**..." You might be dealing with a fiat communist. React accordingly.