#quotestr Are you making all this up as you go along?

#quotestr Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.

#quotestr You tread upon my patience. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

#quotestr Is this really happening?

#quotestr A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.

#quotestr You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE "SOMEONE ELSE."

#quotestr Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad. -- William Shakespeare, "Kind John"

#quotestr He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

#quotestr Excellent day to have a rotten day.

#quotestr Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.