Because commies…?

If your shorts have an inseam longer than three inches, you’re wrong.

I refuse to hear anything but Marty saying it’s a super cycle.

No.

Vibe coders are next on Corndalorian’s hit list. Nobody is safe.

*Puts hardware wallet in sock drawer*

Lol! Shots fired!

Or I could just send messages like, “Oi, dickhead. That is all.”

You only own what you can defend.

Got ‘em!

OMG! Let’s be friends!!

Impossible to say.

Still better than a like, tho?

Might get you elected as mayor of New York, though.

Stay soapy and stack sats.

What about one sat zaps?

More likely: I’m just an asshole, and nobody likes me.

I usually wake up early, but I still don’t trust anyone who’s happy about waking up early.

I have tried this in real life. It doesn’t work out all that well.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

The best part about being a nobody on the internet is that nobody gives a shit about what I say.

I prefer to avoid the proprietary software. DIY is the way to go.

At this point, I don’t believe any claim with the word “yield.”