Sick bike

Wait, how can the US government take MSTRs Bitcoin if they don't have any and it's all just paper Bitcoin?

Remember the Epstein files? Or the fort knox audit? Forget them! What's important is what cracker barrel does with its logo!

Built a Covered call tracker for plebtools. calculates your adjusted cost basis from earned premium. bar, line, and pie charts showing different metrics. All these tools I am building here are because I personally want them and will use them. plebtools.com Some things I plan to add - Cash secured puts - track reinvested premium - model historical/future reinvestment plans Anything else I'm missing? This project is open source so feel free to contribute code or ideas

That was devastating

Lol

Of course it's free and open source!

Fair enough.

Should be linked to the right GitHub now.

🫡 I also promise I won't hit the ATM until I'm above a 2.5 mNAV.

Who is this guy?

If you want to run a Bitcoin node, in my opinion this series I made shows the most balanced approach between cost and ease. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoFH8Ldz6Cgm2MivKtFct1zrNc0sYYbwO&si=WkNXd3cCUbqoH0dz

ForrestHODL has acquired 63,497 Sats for $100 Cad at ~$157,487 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 69% YTD 2025. As of 9/7/2025, we hodl 255,676 Sats acquired for ~$400 at ~156,448 per bitcoin. maplebitcoin.xyz/forresthodl Bought on @TheBitcoinWell (code: bitcoinnotcrypto for free btc on sign up) and taken into self custody. Proof of Reserves coming soon.

2 months of selling covered calls on 100 shares of $MSTR

Sellers on exchanges somehow disagree

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Remind me again how this is worth 67 sats?

This is a canvas, I learned from saylor, and I paint using the color orange. Plebtools coming soon. For now the prototype is here. maplebitcoin.xyz/forresthodl

600 people signed up to my favorite non custodial privacy minded Bitcoin platform.

Cooked.

Those dead leafs would concern me. If you have any wet weather events likely you will get bud rot. Best to check with a jewelers loop but it looks ready to me