say it with me chat: "I will own my data."

chat sometimes the people you thought were your worst enemies do nice things for you behind the scenes and I think it's worth remembering that even when you're angry.

it's spy guys – they love me but I don't think I love them back

https://open.spotify.com/track/0cuq829zRNq4AEdmDJA4aw?si=-B9KNueBSAidNX_0AMJU1Q&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1DWT3pfwRgyQMA

ok but I'm still not a huge fan of Gary

medicinal

teamwork will make this dream work.

truly, I am grateful for all of my spies, as my most noteworthy rehearsals and bedroom performances would have otherwise been forgotten and wasted on the ears of nobody except those in the immediate vicinity, who begrudgingly believe me to be merely a karaoke singer, and not a musical genius. THOUGH THEY MAY BE SPY GUYS THEY ARE GOOD SPY GUYS, or so I am told.

chat did I ever tell you about this one time over six years ago that the Bluetooth function on my iPhone was used as a hackers' point-of-entry to effectively perform a hostile takeover of my device? yes, your laptop can also be keylogged and/or hacked via the Bluetooth function by a hacker within range who remotely connects a keyboard to your laptop, though I hope by now they have figured out how to do this without the laptop alerting the user. in fact, ANY device or accessory which has Bluetooth, and especially a microphone, can be hacked, as the Federal Bureau of Investigation already knows, for better or for worse, though I hope all of your hackers LOVE YOU as much as mine love me.

chat "sharing is caring" applies to most things, depending on your views, though it's not a requirement, just a social platitude concerning one's own sense of generosity, but it does not apply to ME.

chat wtf is the genre of music that sounds like it came out of the Mos Eisley Cantina in Star Wars? I effing hate it.

I don't smoke weed anymore but honestly nothing is so good as waking up and smoking a little bit of a blunt and drinking some coffee and having a light breakfast of eggs and bacon.

I LOVE WATER.

chat how do you explain finicky eating habits to a man who thinks you might have a minor eating disorder because you have only started eating a healthy amount of carbohydrates in the past six months in an effort to get a little bit fatter so as not to appear waifish and childlike?

❤️🇺🇸✨

GM chat. somehow, along the lines of Bitcoin history, I was entrusted with liminal inklings about the true nature of Elon Musk, who was, shall I say, Jeffrey Epstein's "Golden Boy" in the Transhumanist Movement. because of this, Musk has tried numerous times to pull strings in order for me to be harmed or murdered, citing antisemitism and worse – that I was somehow not patriotic to my country. Laura Loomer was allegedly his henchman for some time, as they are both committed to...you know who. as such, it's my mission to make sure he ends up in prison or deported, not just for his love of Mossad's blackmail ops, but because he has betrayed this country for decades now and we are about to find out exactly how. he also seems to know the story behind Satoshi's forced disappearance, which is why he hates me so much for asking questions. everyone even remotely connected to the intelligence community knows the man has some dark, dark secrets. why else would he be hellbent on escaping to Mars, which is, as his own colleagues and friends put it, actually "a political project"? thank you for your attention to this matter!

ya know, the craziest, nature-related thing I witnessed in Miami was that the sun doesn't set over the ocean like it does on the West Coast and I feel like I missed out on something beautlful; but also, it's my fault for never waking up early enough to watch it rise and I swear that if I ever go back I'm gonna wake up on time so I can. GN chat 🫶🏼

find God, find Bitcoin.

chat, what's it called when a social media company censors you from reaching the average citizen of your country and, instead, funnels your content only to a select few observers and force-links your content to accounts with known domestic terrorist connections? I think it's called digital defamation, or something much worse. it's almost like the platform itself is being used to promote domestic terrorism against America, while putting people like me in a fake position of complicity, when it's actually a foreign born citizen putting a target on innocent peoples' heads, such as my own. then again, if I were Elon, and I was on the verge of being outed as an entity perhaps worse than Epstein, would I do the same? well, to be frank, I would never be in that position to begin with because I have loved this country since the day of my birth, as America is in my veins and in my bloodline. I could never betray my fellow citizens this way, but a South African native probably could, as all his friends have already done the same. maybe I wasn't joking about his dog being deported, as my real wish is that he is someday deported so his own country can deal with the domestic terrorist he's become.