One of the perks of homeschooling is based refrigerator art

I’m very retarded 🤦‍♂️

Don’t be retarded

Has anyone ever tried starting a penguin colony in northern Canada? Probably cheaper than airlifting a population of polar bears to Antarctica

I don’t mean to brag, but my kids are founding members of the bank of dad

When you wake up, say GM You don’t have to until you’re ready Some mornings you will forget to And that’s ok

Prepare to leave quickly, and prioritize destinations >2000ft above current sea levels