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Mallard Beakman
Member since: 2023-02-11
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Mallard Beakman 1d

There is no technical basis to oppose lifting the OP_RETURN limit in mempool policy. The amount of emotional thinking in this space is wild.

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Mallard Beakman 1d

Btw I'm creating a cult called Mallardtarianism. Here's the gist: The duck displays mastery of land, water, and air. The mallard, as the world's ancestral duck, is therefore highly revered. Mallards can see the stars and the future, and only I can interpret their predictions. Men dye their hair green. No birth control. Homosexuality is acceptable with a penalty tithe. We don't go into caves or wet markets. Duck hunting is a capital offense.

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Mallard Beakman 1d

Ooof

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Mallard Beakman 1d

My mood rn

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Mallard Beakman 8d

October 9, 2024: Hurricane Milton's outer bands cause a historic tornado outbreak in Florida

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Mallard Beakman 8d

Fuck that shit

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Mallard Beakman 8d

Ugly as shit wtf. Also disingenuous as his administration prosecutes software developers.

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Mallard Beakman 8d

Retail seems extremely unexcited.

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Mallard Beakman 8d

Mastodon was the same way

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Mallard Beakman 11d

Only 90s kids will remember

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Mallard Beakman 8d

Pam Bondi makes me have misogynistic thoughts tbh

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Mallard Beakman 17d

I think the block size wars were more real than the OP_RETURN war. Changing mempool rules won't change what hits the chain. The whole debate is pointless.

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Mallard Beakman 8d

https://reclaimthenet.org/gait-recognition-evidence-european-court-murder-case

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Mallard Beakman 17d

How is that a real email

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Mallard Beakman 11d

The 2014 Mayflower–Vilonia tornado killed 16 and injured 193. In one case, a woman was killed in an above-ground storm shelter after flying debris cracked the door open. The EF4 had max estimated winds of 190 mph.

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Mallard Beakman 17d

You are magnanimous

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Mallard Beakman 11d

It's very easy to drive into a tornado if it's rain wrapped

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Mallard Beakman 17d

That's hot

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Mallard Beakman 18d

I just listen to you for the ASMR tbh

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Mallard Beakman 13d

"Directly via Tor" - isn't that an oxymoron

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Mallard Beakman 18d

Lil baby 😍

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Mallard Beakman 13d

Idk it feels weird to horny post on Nostr

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Mallard Beakman 18d

I see your stuff

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Mallard Beakman 13d

The social credit system will be built from the ground up.

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Mallard Beakman 23d

Got to pet sit the most handsome dog

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Mallard Beakman 24d

Lol

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Mallard Beakman 15d

Farmer in Australia captures stunning footage of a rare tornado

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Mallard Beakman 8d

Babe wake up new dystopia tech just dropped

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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.

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