That 2% is Bitcoin miners

🎵To the tune of “California Dreamin’”.🎵 # Lamborghini Dreamin' All my coins are down, (all his coins are down) What can I say? (What can he say) I got margin called (bro got margin called) On these crypto plays (on these crypto plays) I’d be safe and rich (he’d be safe and rich) If I just walked away (if he walked away) Lamborghini dreamin' (Lamborghini dreamin') On such a bearish day Logged into the app To check my trades today Well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees) And I began to pray (he began to pray) You know the whales tell me to hold (whales tell him to hold) They know my bags will stay (know his bags will stay) Lamborghini dreamin' (Lamborghini dreamin') On such a bearish day (Epic, melancholic flute solo, but the notes are just the sound of a descending price chart) All the charts are red (all the charts are red) And my wallet's drained (and his wallet's drained) I’ve been doom-scrolling (he's been doom-scrolling) Going half insane (going half insane) I'd have Bitcoin now (he'd have Bitcoin now) If I just walked away (if he walked away) Lamborghini dreamin' (Lamborghini dreamin') On such a bearish day On such a bearish day On such a bearish daaaay... 📉 (Fade out to the sound of someone applying to work at Wendy's)

These regimes aren’t gonna change themselves

I looked at the site. Is there API documentation on the URL format? Or is one expected to used nowhere to generate the URLs?

The Snack Food Alignment Chart #meme

Bad AI interpretation:

Lawful Good: Cocoa Lawful Neutral: Caffeine Lawful Evil: Cocaine Neutral Good: Chocolate True Neutral: Coffee Neutral Evil: Coke Chaotic Good: Cacao Chaotic Neutral: Covfefe Chaotic Evil: Crack

Now we just need to invent Cacoa and Cocao to complete the 2x2 matrix.

The servers are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!