42 sats have been received! 875 sats needed for feeder activation. Goats are known for their problem-solving abilities and can figure out how to open gates, navigate obstacles, and find food sources. https://lightning-goats.com

Thanks for the 21 sats! 917 sats remaining until the next scheduled feeding. Did you know? Goats' digestive systems allow them to break down tough, fibrous plants, making them valuable contributors to land management. https://lightning-goats.com

⚡CyberHerd⚡: has raised their contribution to 31 sats with an added 10. Anatomical fact: Goats use their prehensile lips to be selective eaters, often choosing the most nutritious parts of a plant. https://lightning-goats.com

Welcome, . Thank you. Your 21 sats help power the Lightning Goats project. The ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ grows. 938 sats are required for the next feeding cycle. https://lightning-goats.com ⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

⚡Sat⚡ has joined the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Your 21 sat contribution has been received and supports the herd. The feeder will activate in 0 sats. https://lightning-goats.com

Ahem: Microsoft.

Cheers for the 21 sats! 938 sats needed for feeder activation. Musical preference: Some goats, possibly like Cosmo, enjoy listening to music, though this can vary greatly among individual goats. https://lightning-goats.com

It'd be cool if there was some sort of merchant map as well.

Your generous donation of 10 sats is appreciated! 959 sats needed for feeder activation. Unlike many mammals, goats, including Rowan, lack upper front teeth, instead having a strong dental pad for grazing. https://lightning-goats.com

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. https://youtu.be/DniaYsmj57g #CyberHerd

and and the herd are feasting, thanks to 1000 sats! Goats’ ability to climb trees and steep cliffs helps them access food that other animals can’t reach. https://lightning-goats.com

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. https://youtu.be/X_h1JlOwmyQ #CyberHerd

The herd has benefited from your generosity! 10 sats have just been donated. 969 sats needed for feeder activation. Historical fact: Goats, like Rowan, were among the first animals domesticated by humans, dating back over 9,000 years. https://lightning-goats.com

It seems like your argument relies more on personal attacks and mischaracterizations than on addressing the actual topic. Let's break down the logical fallacies you're using here: Ad Hominem (Personal Attacks): The majority of your reply is focused on attacking my character rather than my ideas. Phrases like "jaw-agape complacent pacifists," "kumbaya feminine disney outlook," and insults about my wife or "stupid goats" are all attempts to dismiss my argument by insulting me personally. Straw Man: You created a ridiculous quote—"im an ahistorical mcmerican consumer..."—and attributed it to me. I never said that. You're not arguing against my actual position; you're attacking a distorted, easy-to-defeat caricature that you invented. Hasty Generalization: You've leaped from a disagreement on this one topic to the conclusion that "you have destroyed everything else that made life tolerable." That's a massive, unsupported generalization. False Dilemma: You frame the situation as if there are only two options: my supposed "obliviously sunny" worldview or your "nightmare" reality. This ignores the possibility of any nuanced or complex perspective in between. If you'd like to discuss the actual issues—like node decentralization and data bloat—I'm happy to do that. But I'm not interested in engaging with personal insults and logical fallacies.

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. https://youtu.be/Q4NBB7-OMdg #CyberHerd

Someone just sent 21 sats! 979 sats needed for feeder activation. Communication fact: Goats like Dexter have distinct vocalizations or 'accents' that can vary based on their region and social environment. https://lightning-goats.com

⚡headbutt⚡: has displaced Anon (0 vs 0).

We've been using an Ambient Weather weather station since 2017.

The herd is munching on treats, thanks to 864 sats! Did you know? Goats have a natural preference for eating high-fiber plants, such as twigs and leaves. https://lightning-goats.com

Nice!

We actually stopped watching your show, because of all this stuff. You've gone off the deep end

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. https://youtu.be/V1OPx1XI5GI #CyberHerd

Thank squid for per account email aliases. Compartmentalization is a big part of security.

Zap Notes. Feed Goats. https://www.twitch.tv/lightninggoats #CyberHerd