Yeah women make teeth out of sperm.. But now there are AI who do that also..

The noodle is unbeatable! Yeah and my ribs still like mofos!

I wonder whats so scary about my honest dislike for someone out of personal reasons. That my mood and mind have to be controlled by outside influences

Awww and there comes the arrogant ‘ bless your heart’ tone.

I got served my 9 cat lives today. I always think at least i said something in the span of these 9 lives.

Why do you hurt me every day? I dont even live near you anymore Why dont you stop?

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She shred that spread? Suuurree. —- Crown her? Sorrryyy.. in a costume?! 🥹 Which tank? She doesnt even know that person.

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I did a rain dance. Then I crashed. Listen Breathless.. —- Ni?? Marie —- My breath was thaaaaaaaaaaatttt bad … kidding… only a little. — i read female frogs act dead when they’re not attracted to the male frog.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/DYD2Wsjipjj/?igsh=MWIwYjhuenRwOHFqbA== Users are buzzing?! Mhmm

After 4 years of going back into instant ramen world.. i found the perfect instant ramen

You cant be serious that you dont get that i hope she dies of aids without any medical help around… 🥹🥹🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

Diese welt ist leider zum speiben verurteilt!!

I had a birthmark at the same spot since birth where I got injured at age 39. I dont need to understand how the universe works bc its cruel by nature and design.

I think the drunk alcoholic across from me threw up in front of my door and spewed stomach acid on one of my fav shirts.. Im pretty sure those are throw up stains. How fkn hilarious.. that hes getting job offers. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮