oh, Venezuela has the largest proven oil reserves, that's an interesting coincidence

Haven is running smooth, still growing and users love it. You're a champion

gm writing some artisan code by hand today for the nostalgia of early 2025

Proud to announce we have further diluted shareholders to establish a strategic USD reserve instead of buying the dip

we will stack saylor's coins soon, my body is so fucking ready

so expensive to run and virtually no clients support it, can't justify it for now

i still remember your first PR to haven 💀

sorry I haven't built much freedom tech this year focused primarily on building my body, my mind, my home and my business. Got into really good shape for a dev nerd 💪 now that the bear market is coming back (hopefully) I'll get back to building, stay tuned <3

gm fellow brokies how much ramen we eating today?

bitcoin cycle bottoms usually include several crypto companies going bust as well as miner capitulation, we didn't see either of them at 81k so... either cycles aren't real or that wasn't the bottom

I'll start my own AWS with blackjack and hookers

good morning

had no idea newsbot was down, sorry in advance for the spam incoming in 5 minutes when it boots up and catches up with old stories

we barely let 80 year olds drive cars but somehow it's ok for them to be presidents, someone pls explain this logic to me

when scammers start being celebrated, you know it's near a top when they start getting rekt, it's near the bottom the next bottom will probably be when these debt treasury clowns become forced sellers to cover dividend payments on "digital credit" (lmfao)

For anyone semi-new to Bitcoin, a little advice at times like this: The amount of cope you're about to see will be off the charts. Blaming being early, blaming the fed, blaming influencers, blame blame blame But the truth is, times like this are the best times to be a Bitcoiner. Everyone who tries to make money on Bitcoin gets rekt and gives you their coins Everyone who tries to make Bitcoin their money gets stacked and becomes the envy of their peers 2-3 years later. We'll probably have 1-2 years of great pricing to build our stacks (even more) and learn what Bitcoin actually is, instead of getting excited about the price. Take advantage of this black friday sale, and happy Thanksgiving to my American friends <3

my nephew just asked me what life was like in the late 1900s and i nearly killed him

that's amazing when it goes up, but i wonder how the people who took loans out at $120k will feel when $58k gang comes back?

is there some kind of quantum mechanic time travel shit going down that just steals socks? where the fk do they go?