Best meme to come out of this so far! World class!

People chose a system with no authority and rules enforced by mathematics. Then they cry foul when somebody else guessed their super secret number and signed a transaction and the rules said it was valid. I empathize with their loss, but I don't sympathize.

Gotta have a cool hardware wallet! The funny part is a lot of people were using one that didn't need one. A hardware wallet is for signing to spend, and they weren't spending.

fuck a hardware wallet just download this site and run it offline: https://bitaddress.org

A probable outcome is they identify the guy but never recover the keys to the receiving wallets, in which case the network won't care about a guilty verdict from the court. It only verifies a valid private key. People chose a system with no authority and rules enforced by mathematics. This is the trade-off.

He likes to sue people. He's about to be on the receiving end of a lot of lawsuits. I love irony.

If I was the Coldcard thief I would send it all to the burn address just to teach you fuckers a lesson. You chose this.

It says right there that they retain your email address. I've never gotten a promotional email from them though. I just did a search to see.