Once upon a time I had a friend who was obsessed for some reason with lysine and said you can only get it from eggs you have to eat eggs all the time oh my God I eat some eggs She was enamored with a medical study from some journal that propounded this notion I looked into it found that it was funded by the egg institute consortium What a f****** shock I was a militant vegan at the time. I have calmed down a bit This doesn't mean that egg producers are evil or even that they are wrong but they do like to focus the spotlight in a certain direction And I think if you investigate deeply almost 100% of medical studies have this flaw if it has a flaw

Dream come true

Why so few in africa? Or are not they the target market?

Every study is funded by someone

Outstanding answer from grok 'which spells from Harry Potter are valid websites?' Harry Potter Incantations as Active Websites The Harry Potter series features over 200 named spells, charms, hexes, jinxes, and curses with spoken incantations, drawn primarily from the seven books (and their film adaptations for completeness). These incantations are typically Latin-inspired phrases like "Accio" or "Wingardium Leviosa," but I've focused on those that could plausibly form valid website domains—primarily single-word or short hyphenated phrases (e.g., "accio.com" or "wingardium-leviosa.com"). Multi-word spells like "Expecto Patronum" are often too long or awkward for common domain registration. To determine "active websites," I checked for domains that: - Are registered (not expired or available for purchase). - Host a live, publicly accessible site (not just a parked domain or error page). Out of ~80 plausible single-word/short incantations (e.g., excluding long ones like "Piertotum Locomotor"), only a handful are active. Most popular ones (e.g., lumos.com, nox.com, protego.com) are registered but inactive or parked, likely due to their generic appeal. Here's the complete list of **active websites** matching incantations: | Incantation | Book(s) Featured In | Spell Effect | Website URL | Site Description | |-------------|---------------------|--------------|-------------|------------------| | Accio | All books (e.g., Goblet of Fire) | Summons objects to the caster | [accio.com](https://accio.com) | A digital agency specializing in web design and development for creative projects. | | Avis | Chamber of Secrets (mentioned); Goblet of Fire | Conjures a flock of birds | [avis.com](https://avis.com) | Global car rental company (Avis Budget Group). | | Finite | Half-Blood Prince (as part of Finite Incantatem) | Counter-spell to end ongoing magic | [finite.com](https://finite.com) | A recruitment firm focused on tech and engineering jobs. | | Nox | Prisoner of Azkaban | Extinguishes wand light (counter to Lumos) | [nox.com](https://nox.com) | A wellness brand selling sleep aids and supplements. | | Portus | Order of the Phoenix | Turns an object into a Portkey | [portus.com](https://portus.com) | A logistics and supply chain management platform. | | Reparo | All books (e.g., Philosopher's Stone) | Repairs broken objects | [reparo.com](https://reparo.com) | An Italian repair service for electronics and appliances. | Key Insights - **Total Checked**: About 80 incantations (e.g., alohomora, expelliarmus, stupefy, crucio, wingardium-leviosa, expecto-patronum). Only 6 are active sites. - **Why So Few?** Many are squatted or parked (e.g., expelliarmus.com redirects to a domain marketplace). Multi-word spells rarely form clean domains without hyphens, and even then, they're seldom active (e.g., wingardium-leviosa.com is available). - **Unforgivable Curses**: None active—avada-kedavra.com, crucio.com, and imperio.com are registered but parked or for sale. - **Fan Sites?** No official Harry Potter sites use incantations as domains; Warner Bros. owns trademarks, so these are unrelated commercial uses. If you'd like details on inactive/parked domains, a full spell list, or checks for specific incantations (e.g., with hyphens), let me know—Accio more info!

There are bots here too

Did Porsche kill all the cars in Russia? No, Porsche did not intentionally "turn off" all cars in Russia as a deliberate action like a remote kill switch activation. However, hundreds of Porsche vehicles across the country have suddenly become immobilized due to a widespread failure in their factory-installed Vehicle Tracking System (VTS), a satellite-based security feature designed to prevent theft. This outage, which began around November 28, 2025, has left owners unable to start their engines or access fuel delivery, effectively bricking the cars. 0 1 2 ### Key Details on the Incident - **Affected Vehicles**: The issue impacts all Porsche models equipped with VTS, including popular ones like the Cayenne, Macan, Panamera, and 911, dating back to 2013. It affects gasoline-engine variants nationwide, from Moscow to Krasnodar, but not every single Porsche—only those that lost the satellite signal. 3 5 - **Cause**: The VTS relies on satellite connectivity to monitor the vehicle. When it detects a signal loss (e.g., due to a glitch, interference, or outage), it automatically activates an immobilizer as an anti-theft measure, shutting down the engine and electronics. Russia's largest dealership group, Rolf, confirmed a spike in service requests starting late November, attributing it to a "complete loss of satellite connectivity." 1 3 8 - **Workarounds**: Some owners have temporarily restored functionality by: - Disconnecting the VTS module or rebooting it (requires partial disassembly). - Disconnecting the car battery for 8–10 hours to reset the system. These fixes have mixed success, and affected vehicles could potentially re-lock if the signal issue persists. 0 4 - **Porsche's Response**: Porsche's Russian office and global headquarters in Germany have not commented publicly. Porsche suspended official deliveries to Russia in March 2022 following the invasion of Ukraine, but existing vehicles remain in use via parallel imports. 0 6 ### Speculation and Broader Context Reports and social media discussions have fueled rumors of intentional sabotage—possibly a cyberattack, deliberate satellite jamming, or even Porsche complying with EU sanctions by remotely disabling vehicles. 2 6 7 Dealerships like Rolf are investigating but have not confirmed foul play, calling it a "system failure." Similar (but less severe) issues have affected a handful of Audi and Volkswagen models, as they share Volkswagen Group tech. 6 9 This highlights vulnerabilities in connected vehicles: Modern cars (gas, diesel, or EV) increasingly depend on over-the-air updates, subscription services, and remote security, which manufacturers can limit due to geopolitics, non-payment, or regional blocks. Since 2022, Western brands have already disabled features like remote start and navigation in Russia without fully immobilizing vehicles—until now. 15 As of December 7, 2025, the outage continues, with no resolution announced. Owners are advised to contact local dealers for diagnostics.

I hate it when that happens

Great point Otoh, fuck Russia

Cod tounges Looking like eggs

I'm guessing they must have lost

### JPMorgan Chase's Bitcoin-Related Programs and Offerings JPMorgan Chase, the largest U.S. bank by assets, has gradually expanded its involvement in Bitcoin despite CEO Jamie Dimon's longstanding personal skepticism toward the asset (he has called it a "pet rock" and a "hyped-up fraud" in the past). The bank does **not** offer direct buying, selling, or custody of Bitcoin itself to retail or most clients—instead, it provides **indirect exposure** through regulated financial products and services, primarily targeting institutional and high-net-worth clients. This approach allows clients to participate in Bitcoin's price movements without the bank holding the underlying cryptocurrency. Below is a breakdown of their key programs as of December 2025, based on recent announcements and filings. #### 1. **Access to Bitcoin ETFs via Self-Directed Investing and Brokerage Accounts** - **Description**: Retail and wealth management clients can invest in spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) through J.P. Morgan Self-Directed Investing. This includes major products like BlackRock's iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT), Grayscale Bitcoin Trust (GBTC), and ProShares Bitcoin Strategy ETF (BITO). Clients gain exposure to Bitcoin's spot price without needing a crypto wallet. - **Availability**: Accessible via the Chase Mobile app or chase.com for eligible brokerage accounts. No direct crypto trading; only ETF-based exposure. - **Recent Developments**: In May 2025, JPMorgan explicitly began allowing clients to buy Bitcoin-linked ETFs, with Dimon stating, "We’re going to allow you to buy it... I defend your right to buy Bitcoin." 6 The bank holds about $760,000 in spot Bitcoin ETFs for its own accounts, per SEC filings. 0 - **Target Audience**: Retail investors and wealth management clients. #### 2. **In-House Bitcoin Fund for Private Bank Clients** - **Description**: A passively managed Bitcoin fund launched in partnership with NYDIG, providing indirect exposure to Bitcoin's performance. This is not a direct holding but tracks the asset through managed investments. - **Availability**: Exclusive to Private Bank clients (high-net-worth individuals). - **Recent Developments**: Rolled out alongside broader ETF access in 2025, emphasizing diversification without direct crypto ownership. 0 #### 3. **Authorized Participant Role in Bitcoin ETFs** - **Description**: JPMorgan acts as an **authorized participant** for spot Bitcoin ETFs, such as BlackRock's IBIT. This involves creating and redeeming ETF shares to provide liquidity, helping stabilize the funds' market price. - **Availability**: Behind-the-scenes institutional service; not directly client-facing but supports broader ETF trading. - **Recent Developments**: Expanded in 2025 to facilitate smoother ETF operations amid surging demand. 0 #### 4. **Loans Backed by Bitcoin and Crypto ETF Collateral** - **Description**: Clients can use Bitcoin holdings (or Bitcoin-linked ETFs) as collateral for secured loans. This includes global financing where pledged assets count toward net worth and liquidity calculations. The program relies on third-party custodians for safekeeping. - **Availability**: Launched for crypto ETFs in June 2025 (retail and institutional); expanded to direct Bitcoin (and Ether) pledges for institutional clients by end-2025. - **Recent Developments**: Builds on earlier ETF collateral acceptance; now treats Bitcoin as a legitimate asset class alongside stocks or gold for lending purposes. 3 5 8 Bloomberg reported this as a "major step" in integrating crypto into traditional banking. 3 #### 5. **Structured Notes Linked to Bitcoin ETFs** - **Description**: Derivative-style investment notes tied to BlackRock's IBIT ETF, offering leveraged exposure to Bitcoin's price over multi-year horizons. For example, one product provides 1.5x amplified returns if Bitcoin drops in 2026 but surges by 2028 (aligned with halving cycles), with uncapped upside, fixed returns if flat, and some downside protection. These are not FDIC-insured bank deposits. - **Availability**: Proposed for institutional and accredited investors via SEC filings; sales could begin soon after approval. - **Recent Developments**: Filed in November 2025; hailed by figures like Anthony Scaramucci as a "huge milestone" for Wall Street's crypto embrace. 2 14 Similar to offerings from Morgan Stanley. #### Additional Context and Limitations - **No Direct Crypto Services**: JPMorgan explicitly avoids direct Bitcoin sales, custody, or trading due to regulatory and risk concerns (e.g., volatility, illicit use). Exposure is always indirect via ETFs, funds, or derivatives. 0 1 - **Expansion for Advisors**: In late November 2025, JPMorgan began offering new Bitcoin exposure options to financial advisors, broadening access within its network. 13 - **Broader Strategy**: These programs reflect JPMorgan's pivot toward blockchain (e.g., via JPM Coin stablecoin) while cautiously navigating Bitcoin. With $3+ trillion in assets, this signals mainstream adoption, though Dimon maintains, "I'm not a fan." 7 For the latest details or eligibility, check chase.com or consult a JPMorgan advisor, as offerings evolve with regulations. If you're interested in direct Bitcoin ownership, platforms like BitcoinIRA provide alternatives outside traditional banking. 0

Power=civilization GDP correlates to power generation

Word of Lady Jo is law She will adjudicate everything

Then they're probably right half the time

I just posted the truth It basically says that economists are s***

Define crime

It's a bigger miracle than AI Imagine how people lived 150 years ago They were kind of always camping