GM ☕☀

Glad to have you back fren 😃

You are going to become like the Simpsons with these accidental prophecies 😅

There is unhealthy amount of memes you post that one could follow as real life advice 😅

I know I complained about lack of sexy lingerie for men but...

I mean, what's holding you back? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Date idea for a foggy morning: get to a coffee shop with outside seating, preferably sheltered so it can rain too. Order hot chocolate, tuck into the blankets they provide and just enjoy the moment. Oh, I almost forgot, we also have remote controls for each other's toys buzzing under our pants 😊

Life is so hard. I do not know if I should google it or ask AI about 'how to become a cottagecore sub.' #decisions I should probably wait until Altman releases adult ChatGPT to the public though.

One of those mornings when you wake up and five minutes later your planned agenda is on fire, and everything goes south. And the feeling that it's OK not to fight it and just accept the defeat. Hmm, maybe I should get better at loving myself.

That dress is just 👌

Believe it or not, but this actually released a few days back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTIDZGqjlls #y2knostalgia

Well, beating is only one of possible explanations, although they should probably go for something with flared base...

There was an old game on PC with Pocahontas (I believe it was a port from Genesis?). She was portrayed there beautifully (for that time), so when my pliable young mind found some rule34 of her waving goodbye to the leaving ship wearing only her birthday suit, I was overjoyed. Some time later I found that she was supposed to be 10-12 years old. I thought, uh oh, that's not good, and I deleted that image. Even more time later, I found that in the actual film (which the game was based on), she is actually 18-20ish, and the romance is not based on historic events. Since then I try from time to time to find that picture, but maybe it's better to let it go. I don't think it could live up to the memory of it

Reminds me of my university years, when presenting our team project and getting a B, we asked the undergrad grading it what we should have next time to do better (since we were feeling fairly good about it). He looked at the wall, taking that question seriously, and then gave us (all male team in a predominantly male school) the most honest response: 'I dunno, boobs probably.'

Had a little talk with Her while on a little hike on the weekend. About love languages, expectations and such. Though after that, well, it is what it is. Yesterday She talked about Her colleague that unexpectedly opened up about her troubles at home. They have languages swapped (she has physical touch, he has acts of service/attention, while we are exactly the other way around) and she is not getting hers fulfilled enough so she has to cope on her own and even said that she can see a divorce sometime in the future. (Can't wrap my head around that, saying it after a month(!) in her (second!) marriage 😯) Bottom line: She wanted to express that She can now better understand my perspective. So a win, I guess? 😅

There are 10 types of people: ones who understand that joke, and ones who don't.