>Fly to France. >Detained at port of entry and interrogated for 12 hours about how little pussy I get.

I've yet to see a supposed case of wrongful deportation that doesn't fall apart like wet tissue paper under scrutiny.

Apparently the Irish are being involuntarily signed up as organ donors in a week. Imagine your government doing this. I don't even think the Bongs have gone this far.

The Fed is close to finding itself in a checkmate.

>tfw not in the Trumpochet timeline

>Schizolibs are now convinced Trump is flying cargo planes full of illegals out over the ocean and dumping them out the back. I wish the gigabased Trump that exists in their delusions was real.

Franchise Title: Chucklight: The Feed Eternal❖ PHASE 0 — THE ORIGIN SEED (Fanfiction Era, 2003–2007)Medium: Simpsons fanfiction forum post on alt.tv.simpsons Work: “The Feed and the Seed” by user “Agronomist420” An unusually poetic yet deranged 4,000-word fanfiction exploring the fall of Chuck and the sinister metaphysics implied by the “formerly Chuck’s” sign. It posits that “Chuck” was not a person, but a title held by an ancient seed-keeper priest-king line stretching back to prehuman Mesopotamia. Themes Introduced: The cyclical Feed Wars "The Right of Chuck" The cursed soil of Greater Sneedonia The concept of the Feedstream (an agronomic version of the Force) Fandom: Cult-like; mostly jokes at first, then spirals into surreal lore obsession. Legacy: Other fan-authors expand on the cosmology. One famous imageboard comment chain becomes a de facto canon event: The 8 Fallow Years, where Sneed refuses to sow.❖ PHASE 1 — THE FEED WAKES (Webcomic and Early ARG Era, 2008–2013)Mediums: Chucklight: Suffer the Soil (webcomic, 2009–2012) “Seed Protocol” (ARG campaign run on imageboards and defunct Sneed.wikia) Plot: A young agronomancer named Bo Sneed discovers his inheritance is not just a rural supply shop, but a keystone of reality. Reality is layered, and in each layer the Feed and the Seed are warring concepts — creation vs. cultivation. Chuck, the previous bearer of the Feedmantle, went rogue. The soil is a fractal prison. The corn hears prayers. Notable Developments: First use of the phrase “Multitillverse” Introduction of Chuckshades: alternate Chucks corrupted by monoculture Discovery of The Glyph of Rotation — crop rotation as a sacred rite Fandom: Begins building detailed timeline documents, using insane agricultural terminology (“Sneedfall 17, Pre-Glyph Era,” “Post-Harrow Realignment,” etc.). A 200-page Tumblr post titled “Is Pre-Ban Chuck Prime or merely Root-Tied?” gains notoriety.❖ PHASE 2 — THE FEEDING (Mainstream Explosion, 2014–2018)Mediums: Chucklight: The Feed Eternal (animated series on Adult Swim, 2015–2017) Chucklight: Sneedemption (indie CRPG, funded via Kickstarter) The Chuck Codex (in-universe holy book, published as deluxe leather-bound) Plot: Retells the early years of the Feed Wars, now formalized as a 10,000-year cyclical agrarian apocalypse wherein the Feeders and Seeders fight over metaphysical soil rights. Bo Sneed’s journey to unite the Eight Implements of Cultivation takes center stage. Chuck returns in Season 2… but he is rootless. Major Lore Bombshells: Chuck was never one person, but a Soil Echo left behind each time the Feedstream is ruptured. The “Formerly Chuck’s” sign is a seal. If removed, all Chucks converge. The Feedstream contains fragments of Pre-Seed Thought, predating reality. Fandom: Reddit has 6 million members. The “Sneed vs. ReChuck” timeline split triggers real-life friend group schisms. 17-hour YouTube essay series "Till and Let Die: Understanding Sneedular Time" garners cult following. First ChuckCon held in Kansas; features lectures like “Are Weedkillers Ethically Justified in a Post-Till Arc?” and live Feedstream rituals.❖ PHASE 3 — MULTITILL COLLAPSE (Reboots, Retcons, and Retro-Sneed, 2019–2025)Mediums: Chucklight: No Seed But Soil (Netflix live-action series, 2020) Chucklight: ReSow (multimedia reboot across VR, comics, and TikTok micro-narratives) SNEED: FEED & FURY (AAA open-world game with crafting, plowing, and timeline manipulation) Plot: The Feedstream has fractured. Sneed is now three beings — Sneed the Plowman, Sneed the Buried, and Sneed the Withheld. Time plows backward. Chucks are weaponized. The Soil is alive and dreaming. Characters harvest narrative threads to sew new timelines. An entire arc is told through a sentient scarecrow’s decomposition over 4 seasons. Meta-Narrative: Introduces the “Seed of Truth” mechanic: fan actions determine canon via blockchain. A single Tumblr user accidentally seeds a canonical war crime. Fans begin debating whether the Feedstream is metaphor for storytelling, memory, or fertilizer runoff. Fandom: Two competing wikis with incompatible lore frameworks. Entire university courses on Chucklight Semiotics. "Sneedposting" now split into NeoSneedist irony and Old Soil Restorationism. Canon character deaths announced via hidden metadata in fertilizer product barcodes.

>Pajeet on the crew Imagine the smell. The terrible, inescapable smell. Only the airlock offers the sweet release you seek.

Take away the billions in annual foreign aid (including both direct gibs to Israel and all the bribe payments being made to its neighbors) and then they can fight over the territory fair and square.

Elective cosmetic surgery is a ghoulish industry.