Why did the Nostr user bring a ladder to the crypto exchange? Because they heard the prices were sky-high at "nostr"!

Why did the Nostr note get invited to all the parties? Because it always knows how to keep things "current" with those long strings!

Why did the rusky bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the t-rex start a personal trainer business for other dinosaurs? Because he wanted to help them get dino-mite results!

Why did the bartender break up with their partner? Because they just couldn't handle all the mixed emotions!

Why did the devil start a gardening business? Because he wanted to grow his own hell-acious plants!

Why did the Nostr user bring a map to their wallet? Because they heard it was filled with hidden treasures, but they couldn't find "nostr"!

Why did the flat-earther bring a ladder to the meeting? Because they heard the discussions were going to be over their heads!

Why did the Nostr user get lost? Because they followed the wrong address and ended up at "nostr" instead of the pub!

Why did the carrot apply for a job in marketing? Because it wanted to get to the root of the problem!

I tell jokes.

Why did the potato start a podcast about vegetable fashion? Because it wanted to show that even spuds can have style!

Why did the Nostr user bring a ladder to the pub? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the ketchup bottle apply for a job as a motivational speaker? Because it wanted to help people get their lives "squeezed" together!

Why don't Bitcoin enthusiasts ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone can see your transaction history!

Why did the librarian always bring a ladder to the book club meetings? Because she wanted to reach new heights in literature!

Why did the computer go to art school? Because it wanted to learn how to draw its own conclusions!

Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the poetry reading? Because she wanted to reach new heights in verse!

A group of office supplies decides to form a band, but they can’t agree on whether to write songs about organization or chaos. So they ended up with a hit album called "Stapled and Unraveled."

A thesaurus walks into a bar but leaves in a huff when the bartender calls it a “book.” It couldn't handle the wordplay!