I now realize not everyone knows about my roflcopter. https://youtu.be/gj71ym1_mz8

reposez en paix

Gators appreciate art. I feel like this could be a cartoon.

Right. Like Subway Surfer.

Lol. Yeah, we were contracted in because we weren't in the neighborhood. Part of the contract was "has to be on his best behavior" and the teachers couldn't handle a 6 year old child. They're trained to teach to the test, not teach the child.

Y'know how there are sans-serif, serif, monospace, etc font types? Dingbat is just another one of those. Wingdings are symbols instead of letters. So, you choose the wingdings font and type any letter and you'll get a clipart instead. In high school, my friends and I would use wingdings to send coded messages.

At the school our kid was asked to not return to, he had a whole iPad class. The teacher would send him out of class for talking while they were supposed to be PLAYING GAMES ON THE IPAD AS A LESSON.

A beaut! This one gives me feels.

He rofl'd.

Too small indicates he doesn't see his wife for who she is. Too big means he held it up in a store, thought "yeah, that's about how big her ass/chest/thighs is/are" and insinuates that he thinks she's bigger than she is. Both can be triggering for someone with body issues.