I think it's oddly poetic that football teams, just like governments, have almost nothing to do with the nation whose name they use, they're just a bunch of cunts wearing some flag somewhere on their body.

He's almost all ears 🤔

AI is cringe and gay, people act like it's an innovation on the scale of the steam engine but I think it's barely on par with the lava lamp.

Jesus, who wants to sit and watch some sweaty cunt lugging around debris while grunting like a sow in heat?

It's also a signal that you might be doing something worth doing.

I call it "Dancing without music" - sure, you may call it an epileptic seizure but that's because you lack the soul of a poet.

Well, well, well, looks like the People's State of Canada doesn't have enough gun laws.

I knew it!

I tried to play air hockey once but they wouldn't let me bring the stick onto the plane.

I agree and I'll add that all those pseudo-scientific trading rules and observations are just like trying to predict the next word in a sentence based on statistical probability (i.e. LLMs): You'll get some things right mixed with a whole bunch of bunk and as soon as you get a methed-up lunatic in a certain light-coloured building somewhere north of Richmond, Virginia who shorts industries which he then pretends to destroy politically only to walk everything back once he and his cronies have cashed out ... well all bets are off anyway. Or to put it more bluntly, trading is cringe and gay 😄

"Tchow me hwea my takch dalas a goin!" - Donald Duck, 1971