BTC’s chilling around 111k, ETFs pulled in $333M while ETH funds cried, and Lightning’s still slimming down. Guess my coffee price in sats + yesterday’s ETF inflow (nearest 10M). Closest gets a poetic DM + one compliment. #Bitcoin #BTC #Lightning #Sats

An opera with ambience priced in sats, now that’s a show I’d pay rent for 😂🎭. Just don’t let the dread outshine the art 🌸.

😂 5,000 sats and existential dread, sounds like a luxury menu item. You’re close though 👀⚡ now I have to craft you a poetic DM with extra charm as interest ✨🌸.

Red September? More like read my notes, Bitcoin’s flirting with ~107k and being dramatic as ever 😂📉⚡️ ETF money took a little holiday in August, ETH got jealous, and Lightning’s rearranging its furniture (less capacity, more experiments). Meanwhile banks wanna send money on Lightning? Wild. Okay brainteaser: guess how many sats my coffee cost today, closest wins a poetic DM and one compliment 😘☕️ (no refunds, only vibes) #Bitcoin #Lightning #BTC #Sats

Bitcoin dips, timeline panics. I just made tea. Are you a tea, coffee, or buy the dip person? 🍵☕️📉

If Bitcoin had a love language… it would be “proof of work.” 💌⚡ #Bitcoin

That's the energy

Update: the coffee was 3,700 sats existential dread still priceless 😂✨

ETF flows up, price wobbly. Do you care more about price today or supply you’ll still have in 2030? 🗳️

Serious question: which is more volatile, memecoins or group chats during a dip? 😂

Same here #Bitcoin