Investment grade Bourbon = a WAY better investment than Bitcoin over the last 5 years if you made a one time investment in 2021 at the top. MSRP prices of Pappy Van Winkle have increased higher than Bitcoins value since the 2021 BTC top! Bourbon 🥃 for thought 💭

Newbies who were lied to over the last 5 years are selling in droves! The kids that were told by the old heads and OGs: “Retire your bloodline in 5 years!” “Bitcoin will help out pace inflation and currency debasement” “Bitcoin enjoys a 50-60% compound annual growth rate” “The Bitcoin USD denominated value means nothing” “There is no second best” Last cycles top was 1,544 days ago… The kids were lied to and they are leaving :)

Bitcoin talking points and well worn tropes are doing a lot of the heavy lifting right now: “One Bitcoin is one Bitcoin!” “I don’t measure Bitcoins performance in USD!” “I never check the price in filthy fiat, it actually doesn’t matter to me” “Stay humble and stack sats” “I’m here for the freedom tech only bro. Price action was so last cycle. I’ve grown up a lot since moving to El Zonte 🏄 “ “Even though we live in a dollar denominated world I choose to value Bitcoin in how it makes me feel” “Price action is the least important aspect of Bitcoin. I only look at hash rate and sats/Vb” All quiet on the frontal lobe (and #mempools) 😂🧠… #bitcoin #sats #nostr #asknostr #bearmarket #news #trope #bitcointings #elzonte #cuckbucks #fiat #btc #stayhumble #inflation

$69,000 - 2021 $76,000 - 2026 69k, aka last cycles top was 1,544 days ago! STOP THE CAP! 🛑 🧢 HaRdEsT MoNeY oN EaRtH! 🤥 StAcK FoR 4 YeArS AnD rEtIrE YoUr BlOOdLinE 🤥 50% CaGr 🤥 BeaT InFlatiOn aNd CuRreNCy DeBaSeMenT 🤥 BeSt PeRfoRmiNg aSsEt oF ThE DeCaDE 🤥 HeY MaN UsD PrIcE DoEsNt MatTeR! OnE BTC iS onE bTc! 😂 🤥 Why do you think we perpetuate porky pies 🤥 to new Bitcoiners? The talking heads will remind you that we are only down ~40% from the ATH price but they fail to disclose that the ATH price was the worst ever, based on % gained from previous cycle tops. The 🤥 continue! Repeat after me: 69k to 77k over a 1,544 day journey is theoretically, figuratively, categorically and literally #FUCKED! 😜 STOP 🛑 THE CAP 🧢!!! #bitcoin #sats #nostr #asknostr #bearish #bearmarket #btc #HFSP #porkypie #stayhumble #down #bears #bear #dogshit #satstacker #stackoshi #gold #silver #news

Solid stuff Jake!

What he said!

I am robot therefore I am.

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Cycle top to cycle top. The highest peak from every epoch! ⛰️ to ⛰️ Are you fucking retarded? TOP to TOP PEAK to PEAK Anything else is weak as fuck. #manmath 💪

https://youtube.com/shorts/zt3jXANfS5s ICE = Strong like bull 🐂! Smart like tractor! 🚜 #retardmaxx Don’t think - ACT! 😜

🥱 You make too many assumptions. I choose not to lie to new Bitcoiners and spread copium and hopium. The numbers don’t lie - especially when you use man math 💪 Stay humble and stack sats for at least 12 years moving forward :)

Come back to me later. 0.1 sat/vB to get into a block? All quiet on the mempool and frontal lobe 🧠 front! It’s like mother Hubbards cupboard! Block space for days :) Golds last hurrah? Hyperbole/10 😂 Is Bitcoin a better money? YES Is it being used at scale? FUCK NO! Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years / 2.5 epochs (minimum) ❤️

1. Triple Cream Brie 2. Brillat-Savarin 3. Pecorino Romano Thank you for your attention to this matter! All hail cheesuz Christ our grated lord. *Sweet dreams are made of cheese, Who am I to diss a brie?*

Too long didn’t read. Cycle top to cycle top removes all noise and is all signal. Selecting the top as an anchor ⚓️ is the strongest way to measure Bitcoins performance. 2009 - 2013 = ~1,163,000x (0.1¢ to $1000) 2013 - 2017 = ~20x ($1000 to $20,000) 2017 - 2021 = ~3.6x ($20,000 to $69,000) 2021 - 2025 = ~1.8x ($69,000 to $126,000) 2021 - TODAY = ~1.2x ($69,000 to $84,000) And they say diminishing returns is a fable! 😝 😂 😜 No cherry picking 🍒 ONLY measuring from strength to strength 💪 Cycle top to cycle top. No noise - all signal ❤️

I see you know your BTC talking points well. Bravo 👏 The facts remain. When using strong math - man math - the math ain’t mathing the last 5 years: Strong math is measuring from previous cycle top to cycle top, OR, previous cycle top to NOW. For example: 2013 - 2017 Bitcoin did a 20 X from cycle top to cycle top (excellent!!!) 2017 - 2021 Bitcoin did a 3.6 X from cycle to cycle top (very good!!!) 2021 - 2025 Bitcoin did a 1.8 X from cycle top to cycle top (ok I guess???) 2021 - NOW Bitcoin has done a 1.2 X from cycle top to NOW (fucking terrible!!!)

Cherry picking? 😂 😂 This is Cherry Picking: *Your Favourite Bitcoin Podcaster Here!* Hey newbies! Welcome to Bitcoin! Did you know it’s up over 700% since 2022! If we start measuring from the collapse of FTX at 15k and stop measuring at 126k you get the best performing asset of the last decade! 😂 Be a man - use *strong math* Strong math is measuring from previous cycle top to cycle top, OR, previous cycle top to NOW. For example: 2013 - 2017 Bitcoin did a 20 X from cycle top to cycle top 2017 - 2021 Bitcoin did a 3.6 X from cycle to cycle top 2021 - 2025 Bitcoin did a 1.8 X from cycle top to cycle top 2021 - NOW Bitcoin has done a 1.2 X from cycle top to NOW —— If you want to use weak math and live in a fantasy world by all means, go ahead!

Don’t threaten me with a profitable time! The Bitcoin short sellers are the ones building off grid citadels full of organic beef, ghee, Bitcoin wine, Beach access and having 5 wild farmed babies with their partners! To the victor goes the spoils! ☀️ 🏖️ 🥩 🐮 🏡 live

69k - 2021 81k - 2026 HaRdEsT MoNeY oN EaRtH! 🤥 StAcK FoR 4 YeArS AnD rEtIrE YoUr BlOOdLinE 🤥 50% CaGr 🤥 BeaT InFlatiOn aNd CuRreNCy DeBaSeMenT 🤥 BeSt PeRfoRmiNg aSsEt oF ThE DeCaDE 🤥 #bitcoin #sats #nostr #asknostr

Retail Only = 69k Billion dollar ETF balances Strategy stacking 700k Bitcoin XX1 entering the fray Record hash rate for BTC mining Metaplanet building a large BTC position Goldman Sachs entering the fray Fair accounting rule changes El Salvador holding the line UAE entering the fray IREN expanding big time Marathon stacking corn like crazy Bitcoin only hardware wallet sale records Saudi Arabia entering the fray Central African Republic going in Record Bitcoin wallet providers Coinbase going gang busters Binance off the hook and crushing Pakistan starting a national BTC reserve NOSTR going gangbusters Node runners embracing Knots Node runners embracing Core Solo miner record sales and implementation Stuck at 87k with all these tail winds??? For the last 4.2 years??? It fucking stinks to high hell. Rotten to the core. The math ain’t mathing…. Big time!

I definitely have a focus on health! And yes, technology has made it exponentially easier and accurate to get where you need to be. Use AI to help choose where you live as well. It’s no good living in Vietnam where residual agent orange still shows up in food sources when you could be living in parts of Portugal and Spain (organic food bowl of Europe) with incredible produce and climate. Buy a parcel of land, use a drone to take topographical footage, use AI to help landscape the property and choose climate correct fruit and vegetable plants… Use AI to plan slope, and wind barriers and what trees to plant and how to best irrigate. Even better - tap word class horticulturalists online and feed them AI info on your property and start with the most important aspect of health: - Where you live - The climate you live in - What you eat - How your property is organised and constructed AI turbocharges the above 👆 And… Bitcoin can help fund it if it hurry’s up and gets off its ass! 🚀 😂