The UK has fallen. Pray for the mother country.

Sincere question: WTF is up with septum rings? They’re objectively awful.

Theists and atheists have one thing in common: they both have a God.

Septum piercings are a mental disorder

Veganism is a disability.

What does Moody have on Shanahan?

The female mind cannot comprehend the diabolical split-stream pee that men must endure.

As far as I can tell, senate hearings are a pointless waste of time

It’s sad. Portland used to be cool.

If I use the phrase “insufferable twat,” of whom do you think?

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