2021. now go figure out what they got nowadays.

hope you're 100% by now 💜💃

and garlic. melhoras! 💜

our ostriches on the backyard wish y'all a nice week and lotsa sun powered vitamin D.

esse discurso me quebrou na época, me quebrou 3x mais ontem. tem gente que simplesmente nunca vai entender o fato d'ele ter se recusado a jogar na nba.

it was sure grouped under "drugs" along with poker, face-slapping and vaquejada (swear to god).

https://youtu.be/8Ge6sz2zSLI unlike 99% of brazilians: I hate football (I support botafogo, one thing has nothing to do with the other). to be honest, I hate 99% of all sports. with two exceptions (and despite my parents' insistence, who enrolled me in nearly everything): boxing (ye, cuz rocky balboa) and basketball (nowadays, also kendo — although: martial art). oscar schmidt was the one who introduced me to the game (magic johnson made me stick with it; jim carroll made me quit [cheers, leo] and turn to literature, drugs, bohemia). a remarkable man who made a 11yo me train six days a week, five hours a day. few. thank you, boss. opening a bottle of whiskey to toast his legacy and drink to the dead. kaddish. have a great weekend, plebs. life is good.

hahaha não falta inspiração no bostr pra curadoria de memes, isso é certo.

sadly and truthfully gas, man. thanks for the sats, sir, now I shall fix my wallet connection.

worry not, I'll send u the worst #memestr

estreia da coluna quinzenal do monstro paulo scott na revista cult. mestre demais. bd. https://revistacult.uol.com.br/home/fala-falha-bala-fala/ #bookstr