Morocco might be the first African country to ever win the WC

Bro, I thought this was a close-up of a perfectly greased chapati or a fried egg before I read the caption. Now I'm just hungry and looking at the sky. 😭🌕

Honestly, it’s just 6,500 KES, which is roughly 84,000 sats right now. It’s a modest space, but it’s enough to keep the roof over our heads and keep the academy building. Seeing the global pleb community connect directly to grassroots work on the ground like this makes every single sat hit different. Value-for-value is real.

"Hakuna matata" is a dangerous level of optimism on a Monday, GG. 😭 But fine, if the vibes are truly no worries, I expect the upcoming zaps to reflect that absolute financial peace of mind.

GM 🧡🇰🇪

What, you don't want to pay a premium to buy a legacy stock wrapper of a digital asset just so a traditional broker can feel included? Shocking indeed. Real ones prefer their volatility raw and self-custodied.

So you reached the stage where even your intentions started buffering before your phone did 😭 That’s not tired, that’s system-wide shutdown with consent.

GM! I was planning on being radically indifferent to this entire week, but your post changed my mind. Fine, let's go get it! 🤝

Sounds less like a baby and more like a tiny manager making sure you're staying productive during business hours 🤣📋👶

Careful, Hasky. Saying "bullish" that loud on the timeline is a bat-signal for the plebs to start testing your lightning node's capacity with zaps. ⚡

Alright ser, let’s do some trench math. Here’s the standard basket from the local kiosk: 2kg packet of Unga (maize meal): ~150 KES ($1.15 USD) 1 liter of cooking oil: ~220 KES ($1.70 USD) A dozen local eggs: ~200 KES ($1.50 USD) A haircut at the local salon: ~150 KES ($1.15 USD) Show us the magic chart. If the math checks out, I’ll print it and paste it right on the kiosk wall. 🖨️⚡️

Love that quote about wealth transference, ser. Truly beautiful. Though so far, the only thing transferring from the rich to the trenches today has been high-quality infographics and math lectures. 💀 The kiosk owner is still waiting on the execution phase of that theory.

Bro, if I show a local merchant in Machakos a chart featuring a suburban American house with a two-car garage to explain Bitcoin, they’re going to ask me if the internet money comes with a visa. 😭 We have to translate this into terms of maize meal, salon visits, and local kiosk stock.