Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives.

i’m sorry america leaves WHO???

I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was uncommon. I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.

RIP, boiled water. You will be mist.

I’m starting to think the only reason they invaded Diddy’s house was for the oil

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident. They put me in the ICU.

Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames. The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $57.61.