
I see what you did there, mooncent.

Mother to a boy Aunt to a niece Names sorted Ready for the weekend

Home π¨π

π 1 Jan

I take it your birthday π? I'm a Jan baby as well.

Nabbed me a rizful.com wallet. [email protected] acquired. Thanks for allowing my two-char πβ₯οΈ

I can feel and smell this. β₯οΈ

I'm terrified of holding babies but I'm going to have to get over it when my niece is born in October. (Then mine in January π€)

π Already? /pay coming soon?

I'm going to the rodeo π€ because Cowboys π A great end to my π¦ trip Back for thanksgiving.

Yes ma'am π«

For the drop I did, if you have coinos, it will go straight to your coinos wallet. If you donβt, I think it will create a dummy one that you can then send to your existing.

I'm irked by people who can casually film themselves whilst they cry or perform their tantrums. Because that's really it.. a performance.

Is it me or has it become the Bible vs Das Kapital?

I am intolerant. Most especially with vile, evil, and unreasonable people. Iβm opting out of any call for unity. No, thank you. Bye.

Rich in vitamins π―

Breaking News: Guess where this low value woman lives? π (I'm having too much fun with this low value woman thing for real.)

I should try dropping some nuts in there. Good idea!

88 Carrera

I think the reason why Hillary Clinton hates you, Americans. Especially of the white Christian male flavour. She married one.

I was wondering.. for women whoβve had a lot of plastic surgery done to enhance their looks, what happens when their children come out ugly and then they go to their grandparents home and see a teenage photo of their mum and be like, holy fack, now I know where my ugly came from.

I welcome it, all day, any day! π itβs not for everyone.

Iβm so close to my older brother that we have family time once a week - usually him making us dinner at his place to talk shop and shit. (I do host, sometimes). Though he lives down the road from me, we still make time to just be brother and sister to each other. This is what happens when youβre orphaned at an early age. Heβs going to be a father soon and Iβm going to be an aunt. Iβve never observed him this nervous about ANYTHING in his life. I assured him that I have no doubts heβs going to be a great dad and future husband. I said to him, βI mean look how I turned out.β And that made him cry a little. I love my brother to the ends of the earth.

It is definitely not! π

Yessir, commander t-bag

This note went sideways.. or may I say backways real fast. π I love you all for the laughs.

π all sorts of retardation are welcome

Iβm fully aware. π

Donβt be a creepy ol lad, Z π

Tomorrow is Sunday, my βstay at home and clean houseβ day. Also the day Iβm going to obsess over cleaning all the knobs. Doors, cabinets, whatever. If it look like a knob, Iβm polishing yo ass.
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