When I was a kid my old man was a crotchety asshole who regularly said he hated children. Coincidentally, now I’m a crotchety asshole with no children

The whole Jar of Flies album is fucking sick, start to finish

10/10 would smash

embracing the chaos all the way

And who are those bags for?

Dude sounds like a bitch

Nice haul, I regret not planting any last fall

Sounds like you might want to talk to your doctor about low T

Didn’t think the government did anything for less than a billion these days

How could it possibly cost 15 million to teach people how not to get AIDS? I feel like a 10 minute video on youtube could get the job done

Feel bad for anyone that needed to hear it from this guy first

Would definitely eat that

Expanded my business this year, financed two machines and maxed out two credit cards (zero interest for 12 months, they'll be fully paid off on day 364). Credit score went through the roof, I'm getting more credit card offers than ever and constantly getting emails from my bank on "how to unlock more capital"

Love how simple and reliable things used to be made. I've only rebuilt one engine in my life but it was one of the most satisfying projects I've done. Ten years ago and I'm stilling driving that truck.