One of Scottish Highland cows who live down the lane. I do not know its name.

That’s rude. I was on my local school board. I would not have stood for that.

The food has to be really good. Not fancy. Just really good.

Is there a fantasy camp for men who want to spend a week mowing a world class baseball field, soccer pitch, or golf course? That would be fun. This I would do.

No, I meant that. There are no life-threatening emergencies in marketing. Just reminding myself.

I worry that Questlove will die young. You can’t be that fat. He should live a long time. There’s so much he can offer.

I’ve been self-employed full time for just a bit over six months and tomorrow I’m going to the beach with my wife for four hours in the middle of the day. It’s a work day. I’m trying to be cool about it. It will be fine. It’s fine. In my entire career there has never been a life-threatening emergency I could solve. Nothing I’ve ever done in my life required action within a four hour window. Probably not within a four week window. We all need a little perspective. I’ll start with me.

That’s seems extremely rash for a corporation that large unless they were making a statement for effect, which I’ll admit was possible. I just don’t think they give a shit what Colbert said or thinks.

A key fact that too many conveniently leave out when talking about Paramount’s decision to cancel The Late Show is that the show ran a $40 million deficit last year. That sounds like a financial decision to me. If you lost $40 million trying to do something, you’d probably stop doing it. Especially with a budget of $100M. Was that the only reason? Who knows. But it’s a pretty powerful reason. Television is not what it once was. We don’t watch late night programming. We watch podcasts.