I swear if nostr was a car it would be Lucille LaRusso's station wagon 🤦‍♂️

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rC2hnU-stzI

You're probably familiar with the Tate-LaBianca (Manson family) murders but have you ever heard of the Hanafi Massacre, and the hostage crises that it inspired? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Hanafi_Muslim_massacre --- Whelton summarized the general mood: "Half the people want the gunmen to come out fighting. The other half want the cops to go in shooting. Everybody wants blood." This frustrated the NYPD, especially Schlossberg, who feared the crowd and the media could negatively affect negotiations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Brooklyn_hostage_crisis --- Then-councilman and future four-term D.C. mayor Marion Barry walked into the hallway after hearing a commotion and was struck by a ricocheting shotgun pellet, which lodged just above his heart. L. Douglas Heck and Rudy Giuliani had organized a team within the United States Department of Justice aimed at "combating terrorism". Although they claimed that DC police would handle the attacks, they soon brought in two intelligence operatives, Steve Pieczenik and Robert Blum. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1977_Washington,_D.C.,_attack_and_hostage_taking

Wait, is he suggesting the non-British nominees are all pedophiles? 😳

Diesel is $4.69 a gallon at every station in town.

This could probably describe a crypto exchange's relationship with Liz Warren 🤣

"That's Image Makers Ink with a K dot com for all your executive resume needs" 🤣

The future of nostr zaps is a 30% routing fee? 😱 [WoS-to-Primal wallet]

He's amazed at how many people in their 50s, 60s and 70s run a Bitaxe. I guess you could call it Bingo for old nerds 😂 Plus, supporting Bitcoin is an easy lift for grouchy old farts who want to nuke a printer-backed government that's spent a half-century enshitifying every aspect of our lives. We're not all spending our second half of show RV-ing across America, choking down statins and making it rain on a Denny's server. I've watched too many of my elders ride out their final years in a recliner, shouting at some sucker in a 3 piece. Homie don't play that. I'm gonna kill their money printer or it's gonna kill me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk7Qbm8rnlM

I like the analogy that trusting big tech to honor your privacy choices is like trusting a hungry dog not to eat the pizza next to it. Mic-jamming gadget demo at 19:00 https://youtu.be/W0Lu1qJn4cM&t=1105

Where's Doc and Marty?! 🤣 "The Beautiful Irony A $50 Bitaxe in 2026 has more raw SHA-256 hashing power than the entire Bitcoin network did for the first several months of its existence. The total network hashrate didn't reach 500 GH/s until sometime around mid-2011. So your tiny little Bitaxe would have been the most powerful mining operation on the planet for roughly the first two years of Bitcoin's life. 🤯"

Afraid to ask who would pay to rebuild it.