Here on the east coast, everyone complains about the weather and panics when it changes. 85 degrees - TOO HOT 40 degrees - TOO COLD rain - DANGEROUS STORMS 4 inches of snow - RUN TO WALMART TO BUY BREAD, MILK, TP

Here are my #proofofwork photos for the assembly of a Nostr Watch. When you order one from me, you’re not purchasing a unit from a factory. It’s put together by me, a humble pleb, for you. This one is the only 916068 in the world, and it’s mine. Order your Nostr Watch for 200k sats. #nostrwatch #plebchain #bitcoin #grownostr #goldfishthumb1 #watchstr

A friend of mine went to Spain and Portugal for several weeks with his father and showed me photos of food he had eaten. MASSIVE plates of amazing-looking food , cheaper than an extra value meal at McDonalds, and ….drum roll…. No tip!

Good morning Nostr! #gm #pv

Who let the dogs nap Zzzzzz. Zzzzzz. Zzzzzz

The watch is 200k sats + shipping, I can have one ready for you in a few days. Are you interested?

Greek cuisine is truly the Konami code of food.

Good morning Nostr! #gm #pv #plebchain

If the technical wizardry of #asknostr was a sonnet, this would be the haiku version.

The Nostr watch looks good on any strap! (silicone strap is included, but I can include an additional great strap as well for an extra charge, depending on the strap material) #nostrwatch #artstr #bitcoin #plebchain #watchstr #goldfishthumb1

Good morning Mel!

WATCH ANNOUNCEMENT! Since I began my journey in Nostr, I have met an amazing group of people, a number of them in person. I have been planning for this moment for a long time. Small businesses and entrepreneurs are not only encouraged by the Nostr community, but I know more than a few that thrive in the Bitcoin-backed economy that has developed organically here. They bring not only their enthusiasm but genuine and verifiable knowledge of their craft. The appreciation that is rewarded them comes not just from likes and follows, but by actual support of their businesses with Bitcoin. I am thankful to the wonderful folks who have encouraged me as I’ve posted to #artstr and have supported me by paying with sats. This financial support has allowed me to bring this project to life. Now, I am excited to present to you the Nostr watch. With simplicity and functionality in mind, I began with the timeless classic Casio dive watch model I wanted since I was a kid. This was THE watch to have in the 1990s, when my friends and I rode our bikes to the arcade to play Mortal Kombat with our friends. When James Bond still wore a Rolex. This was a time before cell phones, before social media, before AI-generated music. Your watch told you the time, not how many calories you burned on your way to the neighborhood cookout. This watch has no alarms, no digital display, and no excess complications which could distract you from living your real life. There is no heart rate monitor on this watch, no WiFi or Bluetooth connectivity, no software to update, no reminder to stand up if you’re sitting down. Want the time? Look at this watch. Want more? Go look at a phone. I designed the dial, which features Bitcoin logos at every hour, the Nostr ostrich at twelve o’clock, the word NOSTR at three o’clock, and NOTES and OTHER STUFF TRANSMITTED BY RELAYS at six o’clock. A friend of mine engraves the dials for me, and I assemble the watch myself. It has a 44mm stainless steel case, is water resistant to 200 meters, has a screw-down locking crown, a 120-click unidirectional rotating bezel, and a screwdown caseback. Lug width is 22mm, which can accommodate a variety of straps. The watch comes with a standard 22mm silicone strap, which can be easily changed. I lightly sand the caseback and engrave the block height when it was completed. Then I package it up with a handwritten note signed by me and send it to you. The battery will last a couple years, after which it’s easy to get changed. There are no proprietary parts. You can change the battery yourself with one tool if you want. The watch is 200k sats plus shipping. I also offer a bespoke watch dial design service where I create custom dial artwork to your specifications and have the artwork engraved. In this case, your watch artwork will be used only for your watch. This one-on-one design collaboration between myself and the customer is available for an additional 200k sats. Thank you, Nostr, for helping me to realize this dream that I have had since I began my interest in watches. #nostrwatch #artstr #bitcoin #plebchain #watchstr #goldfishthumb1

Sounds like you need an awesome watch, my fren. Luckily, I know a guy.

Haha just trying to add a bit of humor to Nostr

“This jacket was inspired by these big lines in sand. They kinda look like a bug or something.”

Thanks for the follow! Thumbs up!

We’re gonna check in on the weather report, Phil, what’s today’s outlook got in store for us?

exactly! I remember getting my first jar several months ago. I felt good about supporting a local business, in the same way that I enjoy buying honey from a local apiary. Well, that, and it tastes like it came from a kitchen, not Skynet. That’s a good feeling too.

POV from puffpuffpaint.

Right on. No need to emotionally respond to some words on a screen from some random person you’ll never see in real life.

Thankfully, those days are long gone. The sheer effort required for a person to write creative AND humorous material is difficult for society to fathom at this point. Luckily, we have AI to generate gallons of attention fodder now. Technology to the rescue.

Fade to black

Nostr is the place to be for cutting-edge news and information that may slip through the algorithmic cracks of legacy social media.

I’m pretty sure those ingredients would look like prison wine if you just mixed em all up in a ziploc, could probably trade em for some tots or a tattoo if times got tough.

GHEE WIZ